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You see, this is what's wrong with the world today. If a woman came to my house with a bill in her hand, the probability of me being able to pull out my dick and pay for the bill is pretty close to zero. But if I went to a woman's house with a bill and she threw her tits in my face, I'm probably going to be paying for any bill I have in my hand. Now, I don't know who to blame for this problem, but I know it's probably not me, and I know it should be someone else. And this is why the mail service has to keep raising the price of postage stamps. Mailmen around the world are losing their paychecks trying to deliver these bills to the ladies of the world, and they're ending up with less and less money each week. You really should take the time to thank your local mailman, because really, they're doing a hero's job.

Today we're checking out a little ebony beauty, Chanell Heart, which is a bit of a change of pace for me. Yes, I don't cover ebony porn stars as much as I should be. I'm averaging about one a month which is an atrocity. But that's not the change of pace I was talking about. What I meant was, normally when we check out ebony porn stars, they usually have tits bigger than your average porn stars. ( which is pretty big

I think there was a rule written somewhere that say you can not covet another man's wife. The good thing is though, it doesn't say anything about wives not being able to covet another woman's husband. So if someone else's wife makes a move on you, you're totally free to go along with it, as seen in this instructional video we have today starring Jasmine James and Skyler McKay. As you can see in this scene from Real Wife Stories, both guys are having sex with each other's wives, but only one of them has broken any rules. Because Jasmine made the first move on the guy, he's clearly not at fault here, and if I'm remembering the rules correctly, can have the other guy banished from town riding a black sheep. And as a result, can keep both wives as a prize. I think this is how Mormons can have up to six or seven wives.

I know it's only a couple of days into the new year, but I think we have a nomination for the porn scene that leaves the stars the reddest at the end. With all the spanking and slapping in this scene, everyone was beet red by the end of it. Including the pizza delivery guy. Normally, a porn scene might last 30 to 45 minutes, but it takes a few hours to make a scene. It looks like in this one, they just decided to power through it in one take and suffer the consequences later. It kind of looks like they were just put though a P90X workout. You've got to pace yourself with porn.. I don't know if OSHA has any porn work place safety regulations, but I'm sure they would have violated some if they did.

There's a few things going on in the world of the horny today. Nothing too major, but I just wanted to keep you up to date. The first thing that I wanted to mention was, it seems like Miley Cyrus is back with another photo shoot, this time for Candy Magazine. She's fully nude and that's great and all, but I don't think it's something that I'm going to be looking at for future health sessions. I think this is more of a 'one and done' type thing. It would be a hell of a lot better if she just wouldn't make those faces that she always does, but that's not the case..

In other news, Pornhub has reviled that their web traffic dropped by 10% the day that Fallout 4 came out. A few websites out there seem to think that this is some kind of news, but I'm really not seeing it. What's the headline here? 'Guys don't jerk off when there's something better to do.' I don't really see it as news worthy myself.

I know there's a type of guy out there that has this type of fetish, but I've never had them explain it to me, or even met a guy who has it. I just know it exists. And if you fall into this category, this one is for you. You just have to like to watch your women get fucked by 'the man' while you are tied down and can't do anything about it. I know that's kind of specific, but that's what this shit is all about.

Coming from the great 51st state to the north ( Canada ), is our latest installment of Real Wife Stories. I figured it had to come from Canada because they're the only ones that would think it's a good idea to mix French and English in a porno. Much to my surprise, it definitely worked out for the best. Even though dirty talk in French sounds less dirty, than sweet.

You see? This is why we can't have nice things. Marriage is a holy union of 2 or more people, depending on how drunk you are, and the relationship you have with that/those people. You can't just treat it like it's nothing and throw threats around like they're dead babies. I'm just saying, if you smack a woman in the face with your dick, do it with a smile on your face.

Today we get to enjoy the beauty that is the business suit. Vicki shows all the potential of the suit by disrobing from it in very select ways. My particular favorite version of the suit is when her top is completely off and the bottom is completely on. I think it's sexier than if she's completely naked. Maybe I've been looking at porn for so long, I'm slowly reverting back to liking girls in clothes more. Pretty soon, I'll be checking out girls in parkas.

Madelyn wants to give her husband a little surprise by making him a porn movie. I don't really see how this could make a husband happy, but hey, porn husbands are a lot different than real husbands. Fuck, I even know a real husband that's into this shit, so who am I to judge. I'm just thankful that my favorite porn star is as hot as ever and still putting it out there.