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Ass Parade - Lily Sincere

Ass Parade - Lily Sincere
So recently, I was looking for something that I swear to God I owned at one point, but I found no evidence of it ever existing in my house at all, so I can only assume that it decided that it doesn't want to be found. But while I was looking for it, I came across the worst thing I've ever found in my life.. my yearbook. You see, I had some time in the middle of my life where I used various substances that gave me the magical ability to completely forget the first half of my existence, including all of my school days.