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Piper Perri and Comic-Con

Piper Perri and Comic-Con
I know that Comic-Con isn't until July, but the hotel early bird specials are up, and I just wanted to mention a few things here if you're thinking about going. Now, you might be thinking about staying close by in a hotel and after checking out the prices for the rooms, I can predict the first thought that has entered your mind. You're thinking that if some of your friends are going, you might get a room together and you'll have more money for that signed poster of Halle Berry as Catwoman you've always wanted. Let me tell you now, you're going into this with the wrong attitude..

POVD - Lena Paul

POVD - Lena Paul
We have a little Pre-Easter treat for everyone in the form of a beautiful red headed Easter bunny. As far as Easter bunnies go, read headed ones have always been my favorite. In my experience, they always wanted to go straight to the egg hunt part of the holiday. I never found any eggs myself, but I have to admit that I had a great time looking for them. Chocolate Easter bunnies are another personal favorite of mine, but that's for another post at another time. Going back, this particular Easter bunny's name is Lena Paul, who I've been seeing a lot lately, and that's not a bad thing.

Fantasy HD - Lola Taylor

Fantasy HD - Lola Taylor
You know how there are some people out there that put on ChapStick every three to four hours a day? And on the days they forget their ChapStick they're constantly complaining about how dry their lips are, because their body as stopped making their natural moisture years ago? I wonder if that's what it's like for people who use sex lube a lot. Like, one night you just don't have any lube around, but you still want to have sex anyway, so you try it out, but it ends up like sticking your dick in a bag of sand.

St. Patty's Day and the Art of Avoiding Luggage

St. Patty's Day and the Art of Avoiding Luggage
Well, tomorrow is the holiday where all of the roookie drinkers come out to play, St. Patrick's Day. And besides the hordes of college aged light weights falling all over themselves, you're going to get a little something that the holiday is really all about.. the women wearing the Kiss Me, I'm Irish T-shirts. Now, as you know, if a guy is wearing a Kiss Me, I'm Irish T-shirt, that means he's gay, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Gay guys need drunk sex too. But the treasure is when you find a girl wearing one. Being that St. Patrick's Day is on a Friday this year, if you find a girl with one of those shirts on, you could probably stretch what would normally be a one night stand, into a weekend long drunken fuck fest if you play your cards right.

Pure Mature - Alana Cruise

Pure Mature - Alana Cruise
After a long day of work, sometimes all you want to do is sit on the couch with your legs slightly open.. maybe take your panties off, and relax. But while you're starting to fade into your little cat nap, you're man is setting up a fuck station right next to where you're sleeping. This is how it goes in the porn world. No matter what you're doing, there's always going to be time for sex. Whether you're home after a long day at work, or out shopping for new shoes at the shoe store, you're going to have sex if you live the porn life style. Now let's look at it from a man's perspective.

Passion HD - Samantha Parker

Passion HD - Samantha Parker
Time to get ready for Valentine's Day everyone. If you're a guy in Asia, this means you don't have to worry about anything, do anything special, or spend any money.. you're just going to get some home made chocolate from a girl that wants to suck your dick on Tuesday. ( lucky fucks ) For the rest of the world though, it means you better have your thinking caps on, because if you don't, you ain't getting any pussy any time soon. As if making NFL players wear pink gloves wasn't enough, the women in your lives are going to want you to come up with something that's going to make them feel special, or they're going to make you feel like shit for at least two weeks. ( at it will come up from time to time for the rest of your life ) Thank God porn is here to help us with this situation.

Politics = Anal

Politics = Anal
It's hard to talk about anything recently without politics popping up in the conversation. It seems like that's all anyone wants to talk about lately. And usually I wouldn't mind that, as I'm usually one of those guys that will debate any subject with anyone. The problem is though, with the new administration, there's a shit load of new people that seem like they've just woken up to the fact that we have a government in this country. And all I really want to say is, welcome to the real world jack-ass. Because for us guys that have been in the political debate for the past five or six Presidents, we've learned one unequivocal fact about politicians.. they will fuck you right in your ass. No lube. So for all those people about to get fucked in the ass for the first time, here's a short tutorial on how it goes..

Real Ex-Girlfriends - Aubrey Gold

Real Ex-Girlfriends - Aubrey Gold
Today we're checking out the lovely small tits of Aubrey Gold. If you're a guy like me, and like to keep up with current events, watch the news a lot, stare at the mailman through your window.. you know what's been going on this past weekend. If you don't, about a billion women took to the streets on Saturday to let the world know that there's a shit load of women in the world. And when there's a shit load of anything in the world, you have to pay attention to it. But I've been paying attention to women most of my life for one specific reason. They're the ones that have all the tits..

Christmas Time with the Family

Christmas Time with the Family
During the Christmas season, most of your time will be spent with the family. But along with that, comes spending time with people that you've known all your life, and are probably a little bored of seeing by now. Unless of course, you have a new addition to the family in the form of, let's say, a new sister in law, or a new step mom. Now, anytime you're in this type of a situation, it's your job to make them feel as comfortable as possible in their new family. Let's take the lovely Olivia Austin for example. She's going to want to get to know everyone.

Tiny 4K - Sydney Cole

Tiny 4K - Sydney Cole
Whelp, it's one more week until Christmas, so if you're going to order something, you better do it now. You have to figure all the mail guys and package delivery guys out there are sick and tired of your packages, so that's going to drop your chances of getting it on time by ten percent. And with all of the storms happening around the country, that's going to drop your chances even more. So even if you order today, you're still looking at about a fifteen to twenty percent chance of your package spending Christmas in a UPS service center. Unless, of course, you give the gift of porn..

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