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New Year, New Shit

Now That's How You Bring In The New Year!
Well, it's 2015 and it's time for us to start those resolutions that we made the year before or at least attempt to because I'm pretty sure there are many of us who finally realize that the fucking New Year has started. Now some of us are in anal hell because we didn't expect the shit to cum faster than a two pump chump because when we made our resolutions, I think most of us expected them not to happen anytime soon or we at least expected to be ready to go when the time came. Either way, we're looking for some way to bring back 2014 for at least a couple of days, so that we could have a little more time before we carry them out.

Goodbye 2013

Goodbye 2013
Now it's time to say goodbye to another year once again. Yes, 2013 is over and I'm pretty sure that everybody is so glad to say goodbye, I know that I am. 2013 was a hell of a year, pretty much like any year that's gone by. There was so much shit that left us shaking our heads that we were so happy to see the fucking ball drop in Times Square. Just like slutty gaggers who you wanted to get rid of after you put your nuts on sluts.