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Lies Don't Get You Laid

Well, Maybe A Good Lie Could! But Are You Willing To Deal With Them Finding Out The Truth?
Sure I know that a lie could lead to a fuck but I knew the title would stop you in your tracks, that's why I chose it, my fellow pervs. We all know that lies have lead to people fucking but that doesn't mean that it's good to lie in order to fuck. I mean it's really fucked up if somebody has to lie to get somebody to fuck them but that doesn't stop people from doing that shit. One thing's for sure, if a good lie could get a mother fucker laid they are going to tell that mother fucker so good that you think that they are telling the truth.

Don't Let What People Say About You Get To You

People Are Going To Talk Shit About You, Just Flip Them Off And Keep It Moving!
If there's one thing for sure my fellow pervs, people are going to talk shit about you. You could do good or bad, there are going to be people who have their mouths open like gagging whores about you. I know that shit could be frustrating as fuck. I think that it's pretty fucking safe to say that hearing what the fuck somebody has to say about you or some fucking rumor that somebody is spreading about you could get on your fucking nerves, believe me, I've been there.

Some People Are Just Obsessed

There Are Just Some People Who Don't Know How To Take No For An Answer!
I'm not ashamed to say that I'm a little behind on the times when it comes to seeing movies, my fellow pervs. Well, I wouldn't really say that I'm behind on the times, more like I don't really go to the movies that much. I guess it's because there's really not too much out there that I would like to see. I really have to want to see a movie, to actually pay the money to see it and there are movies that I wish I went to see when I get a chance to see them on television. Obsession is one of those movies.

Stupid Mother Fucker Of The Week: Roosh V

You Just Know He Paid These Chicks To Take A Picture With His Ass!
As you already know my fellow pervs, I'm not a big fan of mother fucking hookup gurus. These mother fuckers take advantage of sexually and relationship deprived people, giving them fucking advice that could end up working against them. It's bad enough for a mother fucker when they have a hard time trying to get laid, they don't need another mother fucker trying to make it harder for them than what they have to go through already trying to find somebody to be in a relationship with or at least tonight's girlfriend. Their bullshit methods don't really work and could end up costing the poor fucking sap that is eager to find somebody more than the fee they charged them for their so called expert advice.

Why They Pick Thugs

Everybody Wants to Be a Thug
Like you've heard me said at least one time before, it seems like more mother fuckers want to be thugs these days. I don't really know why but I guess that they think that it's a good way to get chicks and maybe they are right. I mean we do see these guys with some real stunners, so there's just have to be something about them that's so good that these chicks keep their asses around right? Well, I have come up with a theory about "why they pick thugs," and I'm pretty sure that it's going to be some pretty good fucking knowledge that I'm sure you would love to hear my fellow pervs. So enjoy.

Shooting Women because You Can't Get Pussy? WTF?

The Only Pistol You Should Be Using on Women is the One Between Your Legs!
It seems like there are more mother fuckers out there going crazy because some chick doesn't give them pussy. I'm pretty sure that you heard about that shit that went on in California where some mother fucker with blue fantasies got upset with some chicks because they didn't want to have sex with him and his friends. Ain't that some bullshit?