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Monster Curves - Shauna Skye

Monster Curves - Shauna Skye
Well, Tom Brady is back, and all is right with the world. So we can all stop thinking about who the quarterback for New England is going to be, and we can start to watch the clusterfuck of a quarterback situation in Cleveland. I don't know how Brown's fans are dealing with that joke of an injury report, but I hope they're finding humor in it. Maybe they can do something like, if you find a golden ticket under your seat, you can be the quarterback for half. I think they're looking for anyone that has arms right now, so maybe it will work out for them. I mean, seven quarterbacks in seven games.. ouch.

Monster Curves - Remy LaCroix

Monster Curves - Remy LaCroix
Today I was introduced to the greatest pair of thighs this side of the sun. That's a good thing. The bad thing is, they didn't belong to a porn star. And whenever we run into a situation like this, the only thing that we can do it to find a porn star with the same thighs and feel good about coming close. The problem with this one though, is these thighs are so great, there's really no possible way that we're getting close on this one. We're going to have to settle for something else. So I just moved over one body part and went with the best hips I could find. And that's why today we're checking out the lovely Remy LaCroix.

Monster Curves - Kymberlee Anne

Monster Curves - Kymberlee Anne
Now that I'm thinking about doing a little two day subscription to Reality Kings, I've got to start making my list of girls I'm going to download. I think I have to start with the lovely Kymberlee Anne from Monster Curves. Now, the reason I wanted to bring her up is because I feel like I've seen her before, but I don't know where. And if I don't figure it out soon, I feel like I'm going to be spending the rest of the night surfing the net ( do people still call it that? ) trying to find out. Someone send help please.

Monster Curves - Mallory Madison and Maria Jade

Monster Curves - Mallory Madison and Maria Jade
I've spent a few days on the site Monster Curves over the past weekend and I come out with one question. Am I looking at butt implants, and I just don't know it yet? I've been looking at porn, no.. dare I say, studying porn for a long time now. I can spot a lot of fake things from a mile off. Fake tits I have down cold. I think every guy in the world is at that stage though. It's not that tough. I can spot fake lips, fake nails, hell.. I could even spot fake hair on a regular basis. These things all just came with time. But the one thing that I feel like I have a bit of confusion on, is a fake ass. There's a few asses on the site that I'm pretty sure that have been modified in some way. That just goes with the territory. But there's some that I think might have something going on, but there's really no tell tale sign.

Monster Curves - Alexa Pierce

Monster Curves - Alexa Pierce
You ever have the feeling that even though you've just seen someone for the first time, you've known them all your life? I've just discovered Alexa Pierce for myself, but I have this overwhelming feeling that I've seen her many times before. I don't know if it's her classic look, or the hour glass shape of her body that is taken to a perfect state, but there's something about her that makes her feel like coming home. And speaking of coming home, that ass is so outstanding, that it makes me want to crawl up in there, fall asleep, and live like a hermit that's found his perfect mountain home. Life and Hometown.

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
'Twas the nut before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, except for a chick with a monster cock in her mouth.
All the stocking were hung on the bedpost with care,
Hoping that her husband wouldn't nut in her hair.
Her head up and down his shaft once and then some more,
Getting him hard enough to enter the hardcore.

Should You Worry about the Size of Your Dick?

Should You Worry about the Size of Your Dick?
Yes you read it right and yes I did go there. I know Greg Lizardo already hit on does size matter but I though your old bro in the know, that crazy dick mother fucker, yours truly, The Notorious WANG should take a crack at it.

Monster Curves - Sheena Shaw

Monster Curves - Sheena Shaw
Sheena seems like the type of girl that likes chocolate because someone told her that she likes chocolate. Which seems like a great type of person to become a porn star, but there's just that little something that missing the whole time. Is my dick in her ass because I want it there, or is my dick in her ass because if it isn't, my balls are going to be torn off and feed to a stray dog? It's a fine line.

Monster Curves - Madison Rose

Monster Curves - Madison Rose
Is there such thing as a perfect ass? It's tough to really say. I use to think that Kelly Ripa had a perfect ass until I found out that it's basically the same as a 12 year old boy's. Over the past few years my position has gone more towards this direction. It's a choice.

Monster Curves - Lilah

Monster Curves - Lilah
Now that I'm a little bit on in years, I'm starting to have a little distaste for fads. I think 'flash mobs' are the best way to find the dumbest people in any given crowd. The worst fad I've seen in a long time is 'planking'. You knew as soon as you seen this one, it had a shelf life of about two weeks. But, as with everything else on the face of the earth, now that it exists, someone is going to make porn of it. And here it is.. for better or worse.

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