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By: Rex - Friday, January 16, 2015
Mommy Got Boobs - Lezley Zen and Leigh Darby
The more I think about things, the more I come to one overriding conclusion. Sex pretty much fixes most situations. ( in the short term ) Imagine if you will, getting into a car accident, and it happens to be your fault. A woman gets out of the other car and comes over to you and says, 'How are you going to make this situation right?'. You have two options. A, exchange insurance information with her and hope that your premiums don't go up too much, or B, have sex with her. Now depending on the tonnage that got out of the car, you might want to go with option A. But wouldn't it be great to live in a world with option B in it? That's the world that I want to live in.
By: Rex - Sunday, December 07, 2014
Mommy Got Boobs - Codi Bryant
I just got done watching a past scene from Mom POV. If you've never been to the site before, it might be a little bit different that what you're use to. The main thing that's different is, they actually use real moms. It's usually a woman that just got some new tits, or she's a little crazy in the head, or she's going through a mid-life crisis or something, but she definitely wasn't a porn star. But like I always said, porn should be left to porn stars, and when you get into real world women, you get the real world woman problems that come along with them. Namely, stretch marks. If you're into them, than that's definitely the site for you. I needed a palette cleanser.
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By: Rex - Friday, August 08, 2014
Mommy Got Boobs - Farrah Dahl
We're all in the middle of the summer here, and that means there's all these new opportunities for different locations for sex. I haven't had sex outdoors personally more than a couple of times, but that is just because of an irrational fear I have about cops being around every corner. And I don't think my paranoia comes from my recreational use of marijuana at all. That paranoia has something to do with the ghost of my father watching me masturbate, and how I can't prove that it's actually happening. Whatever the reason, sex outdoors has only been a few times.
By: Rex - Monday, May 05, 2014
Mommy Got Boobs - Ava Addams
I just did a quick tag search and realized that it's been more than a year since I've mentioned Ava Addams, which is kind of a shock to me, since for a few years, she was all I could think about. She's something special in the porn industry because of one very special reason.. her tits don't age at all. You would think that when a woman starts creeping into her thirties, her tits start to creep into their thirties too. They've managed to stay in their twenties and I think they're going to stay there for a while, which is fine with me.
By: Rex - Friday, May 17, 2013
Mommy Got Boobs - Eva, Vanilla and Kendra
Place firmly in the shit that will never happen to me category is winning the Powerball. Especially when it's as high as it is now. But right behind it on the list is whatever the hell is happening in this video. When you can get Eva Karera, Vanilla Deville and Kendra Lust to have a dick sucking contest, that's just about as up there as winning 500 million in the lottery. I guess I have to win the first one, to make the second one happen... Excuse me while I go buy more tickets.
By: Rex - Saturday, December 22, 2012
Mommy Got Boobs - Puma Swede, Diana Prince
It's that time of year again! That time of year when porn stars get to wear Santa hats. That time of year when porn stars put tinsel on their genitalia. That time of year when you start to wonder whether or not you should feel 'merry' while you're jerking off. Can Santa Claus really be someone's fetish? I've heard of worse. Just as long as there aren't any old fat guys banging the porn stars, we'll be OK.
By: Rex - Thursday, October 18, 2012
Mommy Got Boobs - Nicki Hunter
I don't know how many dicks have to be in any given situation before it becomes gay. There was a guy I worked with that told me a story about him and his friends running train on a girl. ( yes, he was a black guy ) Now that I think about it. Maybe it's a black / porn star thing. Kind of like only white guys go down on chicks. I'm just trying to rap my head around the whole thing.
By: Rex - Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Mommy Got Boobs - Veronica Avluv
Question number one.. How the fuck do you pronounce her last name? And B, why the hell would you go through the trouble of painting a lady before you fuck her? All that's going to happen is your hands are going to get all orangie and shit. And why a tiger pattern. If you're going to paint something onto a porn star, paint more porn! Then you can look at porn while you're making porn, and when it's done, the guy watching porn is going to be watching a guy looking at porn while he's making porn. It's like Inception but more vaginas.
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By: Rex - Sunday, November 20, 2011
Mommy Got Boobs - McKenzie Lee
Today we find out that McKenzie's wiring is all screwed up. Maybe she shouldn't cut them all into 10" long pieces, but that could just be me. Fortunately, our intrepid electrician is hot on the job! After the first job was over though, he realizes that in fact, they didn't need an electrician at all, they really need a pipe fitter. Fortunately, he's also a card carrying member of that union too.
By: Rex - Monday, September 05, 2011
Mommy Got Boobs - Brandi Love
We all know that God's a MILF lover, and one of the way's we know that, is that when a woman becomes a MILF, God makes her boobs bigger. It's like the plastic surgery that we wish all women would have, he automatically gives them. I for one, appreciate everything that he for the boobs. And now, a man touching 1000 pairs of boobs.
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