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Don't Settle For Hamburger When You've Got Steak At Home

When You've Got This Waiting At Home, There's No Reason To Go Out For Dinner!
If there's one thing that I've always said, it's that you don't settle for hamburger when you've got steak at home. I know I'm not the only mother fucker that have said that but it's something that I've always been true to. It's something that I've learned from experience my fellow pervs. There's a big difference between having some top shelf pussy that you could get every night to some tonight's girlfriend type of shit where you find yourself trying to look for some other chicks to lay the big sausage pizza on.

Make Her Feel Sexy

You Make Her Feel Sexy, You Can Get All The Pussy You Want!
There's always some mother fucker out there complaining about their woman don't want to give up the pussy. They would always tell you how fucking sexually frustrated they are because their woman leave them to the point where they've got to jack off when they get a hard on. These mother fuckers usually go out there and cheat like whores instead of fucking their women like they should be doing. What they don't realize is that they are the ones at fault for that shit.

The Newlywed Game

Honeymoon Fucking!
Well as most of you know my fellow pervs, I've been married for some months now and I have to say that I've never been happier. When you first get married, everything's pretty much new to you both and you have to get used to the fact that you have taken that big step of letting everybody know that you both plan on spending your lives together. Sure you don't really need a piece of paper to tell everybody that but there's just something about having it down in black and white that just seals the deal and that's a good thing. At least, I think so.