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Lucy Doll's Real Voice?

Lucy Doll's Real Voice?
Can we talk about Lucy Doll's voice for a second? I don't know if I've ever mentioned it before, because I haven't been following her too closely up until this point. If you've never heard it before, do yourself a favor and stop reading right here, jump to the post and play the video so you can listen while you read. I picked an early scene for her because there's a shit load of talking in it, so you can get a better idea of what I'm talking about. When I first heard her voice, I was 100% sure that it was a fake voice and we would eventually hear her natural voice at some point. But then she put out more and more scenes, and I wasn't really hearing anything different.

Memorial Day - One Hour Later

Memorial Day - One Hour Later
OK, so you've tried to make it through Memorial Day without jerking off, and there's really no way you're going to do that. You don't want to be disrespectful, so you're left with the puzzle, how do you jerk off and still feel patriotic at the end of it? Well, let's take a lesson from the king of beers, Budweiser. You want to get drunk and drink your favorite beer even though it's owned by some dirty Europeans, but you still want to feel patriotic about it. Well, they've figured out a helpful solution for you. Just wrap an American flag around the beer can and and you're good to go. It's the same thing with porn. If you just have the lovely Lucy Doll wear an American flag bikini, that's about as patriotic as you're going to get with porn.

Tiny 4K - Lucy Doll

Tiny 4K - Lucy Doll
Well, we have one holiday down and one to go. Did you get anything good for Christmas? Did you get to put any packages into any boxes? It's OK if you didn't. After spending the weekend with your family, probably the last thing that you want to do is fuck a woman that you've been fucking for the past ten years. That's where porn comes in. It let's you make it through the holidays without fucking a chick that has the smell of ham about her. In the spirit of putting Christmas finally behind us, and looking forward to the holiday where no one is going to judge you for fucking a girl that looks like a ham, I'm going to do one more Christmas post. Who am I kidding, there's probably going to be a few more after this one.