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Lies Don't Get You Laid

Well, Maybe A Good Lie Could! But Are You Willing To Deal With Them Finding Out The Truth?
Sure I know that a lie could lead to a fuck but I knew the title would stop you in your tracks, that's why I chose it, my fellow pervs. We all know that lies have lead to people fucking but that doesn't mean that it's good to lie in order to fuck. I mean it's really fucked up if somebody has to lie to get somebody to fuck them but that doesn't stop people from doing that shit. One thing's for sure, if a good lie could get a mother fucker laid they are going to tell that mother fucker so good that you think that they are telling the truth.

Overnight In An Airport

Everybody Wishes TSA Looked Like This!
Well, I ended up missing my flight the day before Mrs. WANG and I, one year anniversary and the only flight that was going out was due for the next morning. I didn't really have a way to get back home. Well I did but I decided that it wasn't worth it and it would be better to stay at the airport until my flight took off the next day. So, I ended up staying outside of the check bag area until the TSA decided to open up the checkpoint the next morning and if you ever had to go through that shit then you know what I'm talking about.

She's Supposed To Suck It

That's The Result Of A Blowjob Well Done!
I was having a few beers with some friends at the watering hole when, one of them told me about a guy that they knew that had to go to the hospital after getting a blowjob from a chick. Apparently she took the term "blowjob" literally when she did more blowing than sucking sending the poor guy to the hospital with balls about the size of apples. Needless to say he was in a lot of pain and that's because a chick chose to blow more than she was sucking, which I'm sure was a very fucking embarrassing thing because how in the fuck do you explain to the doctor that you got blue balls from getting a blowjob?

Can't Get It Up?

Can't Get It Up?
I was watching a Family Guy episode called "Peter Problems" the other night and besides the fact of it being hilarious as fuck, it got me to thinking about a problem that most men dread. That's right my fellow pervs, it dealt with erectile dysfunction. Sure when you can't get it up is no laughing matter, as a matter of fact that shit is pretty fucking embarrassing but Family Guy's take on it, you can't help but to laugh. It's a serious fucking problem with us guys because pretty much part of us being a man is being able to lay down the big sausage pizza when we want.