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By: The Notorious WANG - Saturday, September 12, 2015
Well, Maybe A Good Lie Could! But Are You Willing To Deal With Them Finding Out The Truth?
Sure I know that a lie could lead to a fuck but I knew the title would stop you in your tracks, that's why I chose it, my fellow pervs. We all know that lies have lead to people fucking but that doesn't mean that it's good to lie in order to fuck. I mean it's really fucked up if somebody has to lie to get somebody to fuck them but that doesn't stop people from doing that shit. One thing's for sure, if a good lie could get a mother fucker laid they are going to tell that mother fucker so good that you think that they are telling the truth.
By: The Notorious WANG - Friday, August 28, 2015
Everybody Wishes TSA Looked Like This!
Well, I ended up missing my flight the day before Mrs. WANG and I, one year anniversary and the only flight that was going out was due for the next morning. I didn't really have a way to get back home. Well I did but I decided that it wasn't worth it and it would be better to stay at the airport until my flight took off the next day. So, I ended up staying outside of the check bag area until the TSA decided to open up the checkpoint the next morning and if you ever had to go through that shit then you know what I'm talking about.
By: The Notorious WANG - Friday, July 24, 2015
Good Fucking Gives You An Appetite!
People always talking about weed giving you the munchies but did you know that sex could do that shit too? Well, I have for a long time but I never really thought about that shit until after Mrs. WANG and I finished one of our sessions of getting into flexible positions. I know that both of us were hungrier than a mother fucker. But I guess if you are really going at it, you do end up building up an appetite. I know that we sure did.
By: The Notorious WANG - Friday, July 24, 2015
That Looks Like Fun! Don't You Think So?
Mrs. WANG and I always talked about fucking in and around the pool. We've seen so many mother fuckers do that shit and it seems like a whole lot of fun to us. It's something that we have never done together and we would like to do that shit because it looks like it's so fucking hot. I'm pretty sure that anytime you get to fuck in a pool or around the pool is fucking hot. I know they sure as hell make that shit look like it in porn. So being the adventurous mother fuckers we are, we would love to try that shit.
By: The Notorious WANG - Sunday, June 07, 2015
You Both Need Some Time Away!
If there's one thing that I've learned about relationships is that you need time to yourselves. Sure it's fine to hang out with your friends and even have family around but there are just some time that you both need to yourselves without everybody in your face all the time. You both just need time where you could fucking get away from it all and just enjoy each other, without having to worry about other bullshit. I don't care if you're married or not, if you have somebody that's more than just tonight's girlfriend, then you both need some time to have to yourselves and I'm not talking about just kicking people out when you both want to do some hostile fucking.
By: The Notorious WANG - Saturday, April 25, 2015
That's The Result Of A Blowjob Well Done!
I was having a few beers with some friends at the watering hole when, one of them told me about a guy that they knew that had to go to the hospital after getting a blowjob from a chick. Apparently she took the term "blowjob"Â literally when she did more blowing than sucking sending the poor guy to the hospital with balls about the size of apples. Needless to say he was in a lot of pain and that's because a chick chose to blow more than she was sucking, which I'm sure was a very fucking embarrassing thing because how in the fuck do you explain to the doctor that you got blue balls from getting a blowjob?
By: The Notorious WANG - Sunday, February 22, 2015
Can't Get It Up?
I was watching a Family Guy episode called "Peter Problems" the other night and besides the fact of it being hilarious as fuck, it got me to thinking about a problem that most men dread. That's right my fellow pervs, it dealt with erectile dysfunction. Sure when you can't get it up is no laughing matter, as a matter of fact that shit is pretty fucking embarrassing but Family Guy's take on it, you can't help but to laugh. It's a serious fucking problem with us guys because pretty much part of us being a man is being able to lay down the big sausage pizza when we want.
By: The Notorious WANG - Friday, May 31, 2013
Funderwear: Pure Sextechnology
Just when you think that sextechnology can't get any better, it does and damn us horny mother fuckers can't be happier. First we had phone sex, using our imaginations. Then we had sexting, where not only we could send sexy pics along with our naughty thoughts. Then they gave us cams and now thanks to Durex, we can take it a step further. Oh hell yeah, it's on now.