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Getting First Dates Aren't Easy!
The other day, I drove my son to pick up his date. I could notice that he was nervous, which I'm pretty sure that a lot of us mother fuckers went through the same thing on our very first date ever. I understood how he was feeling too because we all have been through those first date jitters, where we were as nervous as a mother fucker that just got caught fucking the farmer's daughter. So I told him a few things that calmed him down. Needless to say his date went off without a hitch and they both had a good time.