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The 4th is Cumming...

The 4th is Cumming...
We're getting close to America's favorite holiday, The 4th of July. The one holiday where it's not only accepted, but expected that you get drunk and blow shit up with fireworks. As a bonus, God has seen fit to have it on a Monday this year, so we're all going to get to have a long weekend of drunkenness and feel patriotic while we're doing it. It's truly great stuff. Those who benefit the most from the holiday though, are the soldiers. If you're in the military, and you can't get laid on the 4th, there's something seriously wrong with you. Forget all the family picnics, and the fireworks show.. just put on the uniform and hit the local bars, and deposit as much semen as you can on as many faces as you can. That's really how to serve the country.

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles
There's a new porn parody out for everyone to enjoy, and this time the porn industry takes on what it's like to be a horny ninja turtle that live in the sewer. From what I can tell, it's not actually that bad. If you want to see the trailer for Tin Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles starring April O'Neil, then head over to the YouTube page and take a look. It's pretty funny, so it's definitely worth the time. Of course, nothing is ever going to top the porn parody I'm the Cook from Brazzers, but really, nothing is ever going to top that one. I do have a bad feeling that all of the funny bits are in the trailer, but that could just be because it's a trailer for a porn parody, and of course all the funny bits are in the trailer.

Dillion Harper looks..

Dillion Harper looks..
Today I woke up pretty happy because I logged on this morning and saw that Dillion Harper had a new scene out. So while I was at work, I had that in the back of my mind all day, and then I got home, and something was slightly off about the whole thing. Now, this could be me, and it probably is, and that's fine. But to you, does it look like Dillion looks a little.. different than she use to? Now, of course she's a bit older. I would guess it's been about three years since we've first seen her. ( at least it's three years for me ) So of course she's going to look a bit older. But I'm expecting that, and I don't think that's it..

Teens Like It Big - Dillion Harper

Teens Like It Big - Dillion Harper
I'm currently so into Dillion Harper, that I feel like I've posted about her 10 times already this year. But I looked at the tags, and it seems like I haven't talked about her since March, which I feel like that can't be correct. The problem is, I really have no perception of time ever since I spent the night at a friends house on mescaline watching the movie Lost Highway. It's been over 15 years and sometimes I still feel like I'm watching that movie and it will never end and I still don't get what's happening. I think that's part of the reason why I love porn so much. I can watch any part of any movie and not feel like I'll never get the plot.

Passion HD - Dillion Harper

Passion HD - Dillion Harper
Ever since Dillion Harper moved from doing just the photoshoots to the hard core shit, I've been following her very closely. Every time I see something new from her, I'm all over it. I don't want to flood the site with just Dillion Harper all the time, but I try to sneak her in whenever I can. Besides Monroe, I would have to say that Dillion is the cutest girl in porn right now. And she doesn't make me feel bad about jerking off to her like Monroe does.

Pure 18 - Dillion Harper

Pure 18 - Dillion Harper
Dillion Harper is quickly becoming one of my favorite 'teen' stars right now. I don't know if you can be a favorite teen star for more than 2 years in a row, but I'll keep the illusion alive. I really don't even know if it's been 2 years. One can seem like ten. And these days, it feels like they go straight from teen to MILF.. It's kind of weird like that.

2 Chicks Same Time - Dillion Harper, Lexi Belle

2 Chicks Same Time - Dillion Harper, Lexi Belle
It's tough when you have a lot of problems that you can't directly control. Like, say, you're girlfriend doesn't feel like she's slutty enough, and she's having a problem with that. All you can do really, is try to help her with that problem. Like, getting her to take slutty lessons with another girl. Which is one of the best ways you can help a girl out of the problem.

Cum Fiesta - Dillion Harper

Cum Fiesta - Dillion Harper
Dillion is invited to our little party. It's kind of hard to get into. There's a password and everything. Judging by the password, I don't think guys can actually get it, but that's not a problem at all. Dillion is the only one we really need to show up.

Moms Bang Teens - Dillion Harper and Ava Addams

Moms Bang Teens - Dillion Harper and Ava Addams
In probably the best duo I can think of in recent memory, Dillion and Ava take turns giving each other tips on how to give a guy a blow job. And probably the luckiest guy since the man who thought up the pet rock, Xander seems to last longer than any mortal man should be able to. You know the guy must have dumped like 5 loads off camera due to the shear perfectness of the duo.

18 Years Old - Dillion Harper

18 Years Old - Dillion Harper
Although Dillion Harper is a great new girl to have on the scene, and I like everything thing I've seen about her, this site has me asking a kind of an odd question. If you're going to show a 10 minute preview, why not just show the rest of the scene. 10 minutes is a long time for porn. I didn't even make it through the last 5 minutes. 5 minutes is how far I make it in any porn I'm watching.