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Mrs Creampie - Mia Malkova

Mrs Creampie - Mia Malkova
Is there really anything that a porn delivery guy can't deliver? They spend most of the day handling heavy loads, and have an unusual amount of sausage, and that usually covers everything that a porn girl might order. This one happens to be delivering a couple gallons of heavy cream, which seems to need to be applied directly to the chest area. And after the delivery man applied his load of cream to her chest and ass, they had lots and lots of sex, because that's the true job of all delivery men of the world. I should know, I worked at UPS for a while, but I quit after they kept assigning me to the retirement community. I can take five years of that, but not six.

Thanksgiving Creampie

Thanksgiving Could Be Sexy Too!
Here it is my fellow pervs, Thanksgiving or as some of us mother fuckers like to say, National Turkey day is back again. Yes, that time of year where you've got somebody slaving in the kitchen all day, while everybody else is watching the football game waiting for all the food to be done. One of the two days of the year where everybody pigs out, gaining weight that they promise to lose as a New Years resolution. The day where everybody gives thanks for pretty much everything including good porn. The day where everybody's trying to hurry up and finish dinner before they dash to make the long line for Black Friday. The time when....well, you get the idea.