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Madison Ivy's Return!

Madison Ivy's Return!
Alright all you Brazzers fans out there. It's time to start thinking up excuses to separate yourselves from the rest of the world on Sunday. No, it's not football starting early.. it's actually something a little more exciting. ( well, maybe less if you're not a fan of her's ) The long awaited return of Madison Ivy is finally upon us, and we all finally have something to jerk off to when we're thinking about the first lady. By the way, do you think she still lets the Prez hit that every once in a while? It had to have been one time after election night, and nothing since then. I bet he gets a once a year pass for his birthday or something.

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July!
Happy Birthday America! If you didn't know, or from a part of the planet that just doesn't give a shit, about 241 years ago, a nice man named John Adams and his a bit aggressive cousin Sam from the great state of Massachusetts convinced a very tall man named George Washington from the great state of Virginia to lead an army of volunteers to wage war against the English. And in celebration of that, we United States citizens honor every soldier that served this country, salute the flag that was created, and blow off a few fingers in celebration. But there are other things that Americans do to celebrate the holiday, and today we're going to look at them.. namely, water sports and store sales.

Real Wife Stories - Olive Glass

Real Wife Stories - Olive Glass
You see, this is what's wrong with the world today. If a woman came to my house with a bill in her hand, the probability of me being able to pull out my dick and pay for the bill is pretty close to zero. But if I went to a woman's house with a bill and she threw her tits in my face, I'm probably going to be paying for any bill I have in my hand. Now, I don't know who to blame for this problem, but I know it's probably not me, and I know it should be someone else. And this is why the mail service has to keep raising the price of postage stamps. Mailmen around the world are losing their paychecks trying to deliver these bills to the ladies of the world, and they're ending up with less and less money each week. You really should take the time to thank your local mailman, because really, they're doing a hero's job.

Dirty Masseur - Katt Garcia

Dirty Masseur - Katt Garcia
I just landed yesterday in the land of fine Ebony women, Atlanta. So I thought that I see what's been going on with the ladies that have curves whether they want to or not. Today we have the very lovely Katt Garcia and her tits that seem to be the attention of the day. I don't know for sure, but I feel like Katt loves looking at, and playing with her tits more than the average guy does. When I was in Japan, there was this theory that went around that said if a woman massages her breasts a certain way, they would get bigger over time. With the amount of time Katt spends on her own tits, that might actually be true.

The Science Behind Vegetables with Riley Reid

The Science Behind Vegetables with Riley Reid
Today we're learning about why farmers always genetically modified food to be in the shape of a penis. You see, most people in the world think that the sole purpose for vegetables is to make kids cry while you try to get them to eat it. But there are many other uses for the variety of the vegetables that grow on this green earth. You can eat them yourselves ( that's actually true, I looked it up ), use them to smoke weed out of, as a substitute for a dildo.. you can carve a hole, warm them up in the microwave, and stick your dick in it.. or a myriad of other uses. What's that? You noticed a use that you find interesting? Well let's just let the lovely Riley Reid teach us one of the many ways to get full use out of your vegetables.

MILFs Like It Big - Synthia Fixx

MILFs Like It Big - Synthia Fixx
Today we're getting ready for another summer weekend where you're either hiding from the heat, or you're going out to play in it. If you're hiding from it, and you can't find anything on Netflix, you might want to consider checking out a little something different. It's on another provider, but it's a worth while story about a mother-in-law and her trying to find a place in her new family. It seems like the easiest place is for her to fit is at the end of someone's dick. It doesn't have to be anyone particular, just as long as they have a dick. Let's check out where Synthia can be found today.

Doctor Adventures - Darcia Lee

Doctor Adventures - Darcia Lee
Here we're going to get to see a guy do what pretty much every other guy has been thinking about doing most of his life. Now you might be thinking it's about fucking Darcia Lee, and normally you would be right. But that's not what I'm talking about today. Today I'm talking about sticking your dick into one of those things that take your blood pressure, and then pumping it all the way up. You know the doctor's dick has been in there at least 20 times. I just want to try it once, that's not too bad, right?

Mommy Got Boobs - Alyssa Lynn

Mommy Got Boobs - Alyssa Lynn
Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni came out on Steam today, and if you don't know what that is, it's basically a fighting game built around the fact that all the characters are anime girls with huge tits. It's not a good game, ( not bad either ) but you're not really buying it for the game play, right? The main reason you're getting this game is the amount of boob giggle that happens while they talk. ( spoilers: there's a lot of giggle ) Sadly, everyone is waiting for mods to come out for the nudity, so I thought in the mean time, we can find some tits that are about the same shape and size, and look at those instead.

Brazzers - Amia Mileys

Brazzers - Amia Mileys
I wanted to do a post about my favorite porn star of the decade Jessie Rogers today, but I started to look back through her old photos and I can honestly say they made me a bit sad. For all the girls out there thinking about getting into porn, or are in the porn industry and have small tits, please don't do anything to them unless you have a real reason. There's just as many guys out there that love porn stars with small tits as there are porn stars with big tits. I don't know what makes porn stars believe otherwise, but believe me, the stats say so.

BabeZZ Watch - Bridgette B and Nicolette Shea

BabeZZ Watch - Bridgette B and Nicolette Shea
There's really only a few bikinis in the world that someone could call iconic. I think the one at the top of that very short list is the suit from Baywatch. In fact, the Baywatch swimsuit is so iconic, I think it can take the place of lingerie in a lot of situations. I also think it can take the place of pant suits, summer dresses and most overalls. So, I'm glad to see that it's making an appearance in our porn today, but I'm a little sad that it isn't around more often. If the pizza lady is going to deliver a pizza, have her do it in a Baywatch swimsuit, am I right?

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