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Baby Got Boobs - Julia Ann and Cassidy Banks

Baby Got Boobs - Julia Ann and Cassidy Banks

Do you think women with huge tits have stronger backs than women without? They must, right? There must be jobs that they can carry shit all day, right? I guess porn star is a better job though, right? I was just thinking about that..

I'm going to slightly change the subject though, to what is the perfect size pair of tits you can have? I'm sure there is a different answer for every guy in the world, so I wanted to ask a slightly different question. What is the best size for a pair of natural tits before they become too big?

Freaks of Boobs - Brandy Talore

Freaks of Boobs - Brandy Talore
Today we're checking out what an old favorite of ours has been up to lately. Brandy Talore, probably my favorite pair of tits during the first decade of the new millennium, is someone that I lost track of for maybe the past year or so. I wanted to see what she's been up to, and more importantly, what shape those beautiful tits of her's are in after she had her kid. And after a few hours research, I must say, I think they've held up very well.

Baby Got Boobs - Valerie Kay

Baby Got Boobs - Valerie Kay
I was watching American Idol last night ( feel free to judge me ) and I've come to the conclusion that they must have an agreement that they won't show J-Lo's ass for more than a second at a time. And I think it's a real shame, because she's really not getting any younger. She's 46 and there's only going to be a few years left for America to really enjoy her ass, and we're going to miss it when it's gone. Because one day, Tom Brady is going to turn into Brett Favre and you're going to wish that it was just put out to pasture a long time ago. All we can really do is hope that it doesn't turn into a Madonna situation and we're trying to hold down our breakfast every time she's on television. Anyway, J-Lo got me looking for a great ass this morning.

Courtney Taylor

Courtney Taylor
Today we're looking at Courtney Taylor, and if you're actually reading these words instead of just looking at the porn, you're going to leave more confused than when you got here. There's a very simple reason for that. I have no fucking idea how I feel about Courtney Taylor. And it's not that I don't have an opinion about her at all, or she's not interesting enough for me to want to form an opinion, or anything like that. It's that my opinion changes for me minute to minute while I'm watching the scene. It weird for me, because by the end of the scene, my opinion of her isn't the last one I landed on. It's just a general sense of confusion. Maybe you feel the same way.

Anya Ivy ( with a Kanye rant on the side )

Anya Ivy ( with a Kanye rant on the side )

Kanye West has got to be one of the biggest D-Bags in the world, so I'm only going to spend a second on this. He's not Kim Jong-un level douche, but in the world of 'shit that doesn't matter', he's one of the top douche bags around. If you watched the Grammy's last night, you would know that Kanye jumped up on stage to throw his body in front of another Grammy in the vain hope that it would not reach it's intended target. As if Kanye's disapproval along was enough to change the Academy's mind.

The one I think everyone is starting to notice though, is that there seems to be a pattern to these Kanye interventions. They're always in defence of Beyonce. It's been on the edges for a long time, but I think that last night's actions have pretty much solidified it with the general public. Beyonce has her own personal little white knight, and his name isn't Jay-Z. I'm starting to actually feel bad for Kim Kardashian.

And that's my celebrity report for the year. Now on to what really matters.. boobs.

Baby Got Boobs - Jezabel Vessir

Baby Got Boobs - Jezabel Vessir

Today we're checking out Jezabel Vessir and her tits. Well, more to the point, how much her tits sag. Now, I'm going to start this whole thing by saying, I absolutely love her tits. They're exactly like the tits I was raised on. They're the type of tits I look for in porn. They bring back a lot of memories for me, so take this all with a grain of salt. I could just be saying all of this because I miss what I use to have. But here's what I want to say..

Jezabel, even though her tits sag a little more than your average porn star, should be very proud of her tits, and should be willing to show them off unregulated. Now, I haven't seen a lot of scenes with her in it, but with this one, it seems like she is continually trying to hide the fact that her tits sag even a bit. She tries to prop them up, mush them together, give them hand bras. It gets tiring.

Mommy Got Boobs - Lezley Zen and Leigh Darby

Mommy Got Boobs - Lezley Zen and Leigh Darby
The more I think about things, the more I come to one overriding conclusion. Sex pretty much fixes most situations. ( in the short term ) Imagine if you will, getting into a car accident, and it happens to be your fault. A woman gets out of the other car and comes over to you and says, 'How are you going to make this situation right?'. You have two options. A, exchange insurance information with her and hope that your premiums don't go up too much, or B, have sex with her. Now depending on the tonnage that got out of the car, you might want to go with option A. But wouldn't it be great to live in a world with option B in it? That's the world that I want to live in.

Mommy Got Boobs - Codi Bryant

Mommy Got Boobs - Codi Bryant
I just got done watching a past scene from Mom POV. If you've never been to the site before, it might be a little bit different that what you're use to. The main thing that's different is, they actually use real moms. It's usually a woman that just got some new tits, or she's a little crazy in the head, or she's going through a mid-life crisis or something, but she definitely wasn't a porn star. But like I always said, porn should be left to porn stars, and when you get into real world women, you get the real world woman problems that come along with them. Namely, stretch marks. If you're into them, than that's definitely the site for you. I needed a palette cleanser.

Baby Got Boobs - Peta Jensen

Baby Got Boobs - Peta Jensen
This one's going to be a short one tonight, because frankly, I have to go back to working For the Greater Good, as I serve out my sentence. I don't play many of these games, but I was really looking forward to this one and I'm glad that it's finally out. If you have a PS Vita, it might be worth a look. I'm also watching Peavy get hit on like a soft "8" walking though Harlem. As a Red Sox fan, I want Peavy to do well, but as a fan of baseball, I want to watch another game, so I don't mind that the Royals are taking him to task. It's still the bottom of the 2nd right now, and it seems like I'm going to get my wish. I'm not going to get into the porn anyway because frankly, I find it unbelievable.

Mommy Got Boobs - Farrah Dahl

Mommy Got Boobs - Farrah Dahl
We're all in the middle of the summer here, and that means there's all these new opportunities for different locations for sex. I haven't had sex outdoors personally more than a couple of times, but that is just because of an irrational fear I have about cops being around every corner. And I don't think my paranoia comes from my recreational use of marijuana at all. That paranoia has something to do with the ghost of my father watching me masturbate, and how I can't prove that it's actually happening. Whatever the reason, sex outdoors has only been a few times.

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