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Mommy Got Boobs - Sarah Jessie

Mommy Got Boobs - Sarah Jessie
Today we're checking out the ultimate cleaning service, the Mommy Maid. It's a full featured service that will clean everything from your bathroom to your balls. It's a service that gives you much more than you expect, up to and including, a free roast beef sandwich. That's not something that you can usually expect in a maid service, but this one delivers. So if you want to get your knob polished, then I suggest calling up Sarah Jessie right away!

Mommy Got Boobs - Osa Lovely

Mommy Got Boobs - Osa Lovely
Now, I'm not positive because I've never been in the military, but I don't think this is how boot camp was for most people. If it is, let me know, and I'm going to figure out how to join up when you're old as fuck. But in reality, we all know that the gym is the modern day pick up spot for health people. ( Planet Fitness is the same, but for slightly unhealthy people ) So it only makes sense that private trainers are basically like on call hookers for rich people. You can't do that many pelvic trusts without someone getting laid.

Mommy Got Boobs - Alyssa Lynn

Mommy Got Boobs - Alyssa Lynn
Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni came out on Steam today, and if you don't know what that is, it's basically a fighting game built around the fact that all the characters are anime girls with huge tits. It's not a good game, ( not bad either ) but you're not really buying it for the game play, right? The main reason you're getting this game is the amount of boob giggle that happens while they talk. ( spoilers: there's a lot of giggle ) Sadly, everyone is waiting for mods to come out for the nudity, so I thought in the mean time, we can find some tits that are about the same shape and size, and look at those instead.

Aaliyah Hadid and Anya Ivy

Aaliyah Hadid and Anya Ivy
Have you ever had a rivalry with a sibling that you've just never gotten over. So at 30 you're still comparing presents you've bought for your mother? Well, Aaliyah Hadid and Anya Ivy have something a little like that, but instead of buying presents for their mother, they compete in sucking their mother's boyfriend's balls dry. I don't know how awkward this is going to get, but I think I'm going to love every minute of it.

Mommy Got Boobs - Ariella Ferrera

Mommy Got Boobs - Ariella Ferrera
Now that VR porn has become a real thing, there aren't that many porn stars out there that haven't done a VR scene yet. Unfortunately, Ariella Ferrera is one of them. ( unless I'm really missing something ) And waiting for your favorite porn stars to do VR scenes has turned into a special kind of torture for the VR community lately. When VR first started, anyone with a VR set was just happy with what they got, and didn't question who the next porn star was. But now that it's been out for a while, and you see all of the top porn stars doing VR, you start to hope that your favorites will be next..

Baby Got Boobs - Julia Ann and Cassidy Banks

Baby Got Boobs - Julia Ann and Cassidy Banks

Do you think women with huge tits have stronger backs than women without? They must, right? There must be jobs that they can carry shit all day, right? I guess porn star is a better job though, right? I was just thinking about that..

I'm going to slightly change the subject though, to what is the perfect size pair of tits you can have? I'm sure there is a different answer for every guy in the world, so I wanted to ask a slightly different question. What is the best size for a pair of natural tits before they become too big?

Freaks of Boobs - Brandy Talore

Freaks of Boobs - Brandy Talore
Today we're checking out what an old favorite of ours has been up to lately. Brandy Talore, probably my favorite pair of tits during the first decade of the new millennium, is someone that I lost track of for maybe the past year or so. I wanted to see what she's been up to, and more importantly, what shape those beautiful tits of her's are in after she had her kid. And after a few hours research, I must say, I think they've held up very well.

Baby Got Boobs - Valerie Kay

Baby Got Boobs - Valerie Kay
I was watching American Idol last night ( feel free to judge me ) and I've come to the conclusion that they must have an agreement that they won't show J-Lo's ass for more than a second at a time. And I think it's a real shame, because she's really not getting any younger. She's 46 and there's only going to be a few years left for America to really enjoy her ass, and we're going to miss it when it's gone. Because one day, Tom Brady is going to turn into Brett Favre and you're going to wish that it was just put out to pasture a long time ago. All we can really do is hope that it doesn't turn into a Madonna situation and we're trying to hold down our breakfast every time she's on television. Anyway, J-Lo got me looking for a great ass this morning.

Courtney Taylor

Courtney Taylor
Today we're looking at Courtney Taylor, and if you're actually reading these words instead of just looking at the porn, you're going to leave more confused than when you got here. There's a very simple reason for that. I have no fucking idea how I feel about Courtney Taylor. And it's not that I don't have an opinion about her at all, or she's not interesting enough for me to want to form an opinion, or anything like that. It's that my opinion changes for me minute to minute while I'm watching the scene. It weird for me, because by the end of the scene, my opinion of her isn't the last one I landed on. It's just a general sense of confusion. Maybe you feel the same way.

Anya Ivy ( with a Kanye rant on the side )

Anya Ivy ( with a Kanye rant on the side )

Kanye West has got to be one of the biggest D-Bags in the world, so I'm only going to spend a second on this. He's not Kim Jong-un level douche, but in the world of 'shit that doesn't matter', he's one of the top douche bags around. If you watched the Grammy's last night, you would know that Kanye jumped up on stage to throw his body in front of another Grammy in the vain hope that it would not reach it's intended target. As if Kanye's disapproval along was enough to change the Academy's mind.

The one I think everyone is starting to notice though, is that there seems to be a pattern to these Kanye interventions. They're always in defence of Beyonce. It's been on the edges for a long time, but I think that last night's actions have pretty much solidified it with the general public. Beyonce has her own personal little white knight, and his name isn't Jay-Z. I'm starting to actually feel bad for Kim Kardashian.

And that's my celebrity report for the year. Now on to what really matters.. boobs.

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