This week's update on the Bang Bus is fucking crazy. I have to think with all the girls who've gotten fucked on the bus, at least one has had a baby, but this is the first time I remember where she already was pregnant. Mama does love you baby, now stop kicking while momma gets fucked.

We were hanging out driving around the Grove looking for a new piece of ass to bring onto the Bangbus. A few of the people were really rude, but I finally latched upon this Japanese girl named Jasmin Hope and we were worked our magic on her and got her on the bus. Then the fun really started. Nothing better than a little Asian Delight to pass the time.

What's up fucknuts, it's Preston. Driving around downtown Miami today got us nothing, so we hit the beach instead. At first, all we could find was a guy to guest-drive the van, and we almost gave up our hunt until we got action from this one chick. She was cute, but crazy, and was a cocky bitch. Well, we cured her of that for sure. Welcome to BangBus!

You know at BangBus, we love our fans the best. Without you guys, there is no BangBus.com, and we fucking love you for it. So when one of our biggest fans, Mike Stampler, came upon us driving the bus, he knew who we were and all but forced himself onto the bus. He was a big tubby boy, but a big fan too, so we decided we were going to make his year and get him laid here on the Bang Bus.

Sometimes from the pit of despair the best of content is produced here on Bangbus. That was definitely the case this week when we were out and about. We weren't just striking out, we were getting abused. Bitches were so rude. How tough is it to be nice? Our nuts were sore from all the potential, and we never thought we were going to get any satisfaction. Then we met Samira.

We were out and about trying to find a nice college girl. We love college girls because they want to believe that they are so smart, but at the same time, they still go down and suck on cock and do the same things for cash that street whores do. We were driving around a college campus, but couldn't find anything we really liked. We finally hit a local gas station and it was there where we found Sabrina.

You know, sometimes we get guess drivers on BangBus, and sometimes we really get lucky. This week, we got the one and only Olivia O'Lovely to be our driver. What's fucking hotter than driving around Miami trying to pick up hot amateurs to fuck on the bus, while at the same time we have one of the hottest pornstars on the planet right here on the bus. It's un-fucking-believable.

So I'm out with my boy Lou who's been the driver before, and I'm working my ass off to impress the cute Latinas in Miami. Of course, I barely know how to say please and thank you in Spanish, so what good am I? I ask Lou for advice and he tells me to say "Que Lindo Culo", whatever that means. But I try it and finally pick up these two very hot Latinas. I guess it was time for Two Culos for me.

Welcome back to the fucking Bangbus. My favorite part of running this site is obvious - going out and picking up the hottest girls. Picking up and fucking chicks is easy, but when you do it riding around with a camera sticking out a window makes it a little tougher. That's why we have the chick magnet in the van too. What's the secret you ask? Benjamins. For a few benjamins, these girls will do anything. And then we film it and bring it to you. That's heaven - that's BangBus.com.

Sometimes we like to stray from the easy streets of Miami to the other parts of town. We took a ride down to JFK drive to an area called Little Haiti. We saw some crazy-ass shit there, man. One girl was beating on this guy, and some other man tried to get us to buy some cheap-ass shoes. He recognized us and we offered to take him with us. With him as our tour guide, we took Da Bang Bus in Da Hood to get us some chickenhead bitches. Check it out.