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Aaliyah Hadid and Anya Ivy

Aaliyah Hadid and Anya Ivy
Have you ever had a rivalry with a sibling that you've just never gotten over. So at 30 you're still comparing presents you've bought for your mother? Well, Aaliyah Hadid and Anya Ivy have something a little like that, but instead of buying presents for their mother, they compete in sucking their mother's boyfriend's balls dry. I don't know how awkward this is going to get, but I think I'm going to love every minute of it.

Baby Got Boobs - Julia Ann and Cassidy Banks

Baby Got Boobs - Julia Ann and Cassidy Banks

Do you think women with huge tits have stronger backs than women without? They must, right? There must be jobs that they can carry shit all day, right? I guess porn star is a better job though, right? I was just thinking about that..

I'm going to slightly change the subject though, to what is the perfect size pair of tits you can have? I'm sure there is a different answer for every guy in the world, so I wanted to ask a slightly different question. What is the best size for a pair of natural tits before they become too big?

Baby Got Boobs - Valerie Kay

Baby Got Boobs - Valerie Kay
I was watching American Idol last night ( feel free to judge me ) and I've come to the conclusion that they must have an agreement that they won't show J-Lo's ass for more than a second at a time. And I think it's a real shame, because she's really not getting any younger. She's 46 and there's only going to be a few years left for America to really enjoy her ass, and we're going to miss it when it's gone. Because one day, Tom Brady is going to turn into Brett Favre and you're going to wish that it was just put out to pasture a long time ago. All we can really do is hope that it doesn't turn into a Madonna situation and we're trying to hold down our breakfast every time she's on television. Anyway, J-Lo got me looking for a great ass this morning.

Courtney Taylor

Courtney Taylor
Today we're looking at Courtney Taylor, and if you're actually reading these words instead of just looking at the porn, you're going to leave more confused than when you got here. There's a very simple reason for that. I have no fucking idea how I feel about Courtney Taylor. And it's not that I don't have an opinion about her at all, or she's not interesting enough for me to want to form an opinion, or anything like that. It's that my opinion changes for me minute to minute while I'm watching the scene. It weird for me, because by the end of the scene, my opinion of her isn't the last one I landed on. It's just a general sense of confusion. Maybe you feel the same way.

Anya Ivy ( with a Kanye rant on the side )

Anya Ivy ( with a Kanye rant on the side )

Kanye West has got to be one of the biggest D-Bags in the world, so I'm only going to spend a second on this. He's not Kim Jong-un level douche, but in the world of 'shit that doesn't matter', he's one of the top douche bags around. If you watched the Grammy's last night, you would know that Kanye jumped up on stage to throw his body in front of another Grammy in the vain hope that it would not reach it's intended target. As if Kanye's disapproval along was enough to change the Academy's mind.

The one I think everyone is starting to notice though, is that there seems to be a pattern to these Kanye interventions. They're always in defence of Beyonce. It's been on the edges for a long time, but I think that last night's actions have pretty much solidified it with the general public. Beyonce has her own personal little white knight, and his name isn't Jay-Z. I'm starting to actually feel bad for Kim Kardashian.

And that's my celebrity report for the year. Now on to what really matters.. boobs.

Baby Got Boobs - Jezabel Vessir

Baby Got Boobs - Jezabel Vessir

Today we're checking out Jezabel Vessir and her tits. Well, more to the point, how much her tits sag. Now, I'm going to start this whole thing by saying, I absolutely love her tits. They're exactly like the tits I was raised on. They're the type of tits I look for in porn. They bring back a lot of memories for me, so take this all with a grain of salt. I could just be saying all of this because I miss what I use to have. But here's what I want to say..

Jezabel, even though her tits sag a little more than your average porn star, should be very proud of her tits, and should be willing to show them off unregulated. Now, I haven't seen a lot of scenes with her in it, but with this one, it seems like she is continually trying to hide the fact that her tits sag even a bit. She tries to prop them up, mush them together, give them hand bras. It gets tiring.

Baby Got Boobs - Peta Jensen

Baby Got Boobs - Peta Jensen
This one's going to be a short one tonight, because frankly, I have to go back to working For the Greater Good, as I serve out my sentence. I don't play many of these games, but I was really looking forward to this one and I'm glad that it's finally out. If you have a PS Vita, it might be worth a look. I'm also watching Peavy get hit on like a soft "8" walking though Harlem. As a Red Sox fan, I want Peavy to do well, but as a fan of baseball, I want to watch another game, so I don't mind that the Royals are taking him to task. It's still the bottom of the 2nd right now, and it seems like I'm going to get my wish. I'm not going to get into the porn anyway because frankly, I find it unbelievable.

Baby Got Boobs - Ava Daush

Baby Got Boobs - Ava Daush
We all know that everyone has an o face, and like fingerprints or taints, they are all unique to everyone. Although I have heard identical twins have identical o faces and if you get them to cum at the same time, they refurb off of each other and create a sonic wave that can shatter glass. It's science. You can't argue with it. But when it comes to Ava Dalush's o face, it's a little more unique than your average porn star.

Baby Got Boobs - Olivia Blu

Baby Got Boobs - Olivia Blu
I first jumped on the site Baby Got Boobs for the most obvious reason you can.. Boobs. And Olivia was looking like a very good candidate to fill the role of someone who was willing to show me their boobs. Everything was going to plan, except for one thing..

Baby Got Boobs - Courtney and Summer

Baby Got Boobs - Courtney and Summer
You don't get too many without at least a try of a story, so try to enjoy it while you can. You also don't get to many matching pairs with porn either. I don't mean that blondes with big tits aren't a dime a dozen in this day and age. I just mean that they tend not to get into it lately. Maybe they don't want to be seen as a dime a dozen, I don't know. I just know that we all have to enjoy it while we can.

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