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August Ames and Lena Paul

August Ames and Lena Paul
Well, we're coming up on the twelfth day of Christmas, so I thought we might have some leftover porn from the season before. You know, the Christians invented the twelve days of Christmas so you would know when to throw the rest of that ham away that's been sitting in your refrigerator, but we can use it here to keep looking at all the Christmas porn that came out. So today we have the lovely August Ames and Lena Paul. Two very lovely women that have slightly bigger tits than your average porn star.

Porn News?

Porn News?

There's a few things going on in the world of the horny today. Nothing too major, but I just wanted to keep you up to date. The first thing that I wanted to mention was, it seems like Miley Cyrus is back with another photo shoot, this time for Candy Magazine. She's fully nude and that's great and all, but I don't think it's something that I'm going to be looking at for future health sessions. I think this is more of a 'one and done' type thing. It would be a hell of a lot better if she just wouldn't make those faces that she always does, but that's not the case..

In other news, Pornhub has reviled that their web traffic dropped by 10% the day that Fallout 4 came out. A few websites out there seem to think that this is some kind of news, but I'm really not seeing it. What's the headline here? 'Guys don't jerk off when there's something better to do.' I don't really see it as news worthy myself.

August Ames

August Ames

Is it just me, or has August Ames changed a bit? I first came across her back in 2014, and the difference between then and now is a bit more than I expected. And it's not one of those, 'I can't put my finger on what's different', type situations either. It's the lips. She went out and bought Grade A, Full Octane, Top Shelf, Bulletproof, Dick Sucking Lips.

When these became a real 'thing' that a lot of women were doing, every time I saw a new pair I would think, there's something wrong there. And I use to think it was the proportions of her face. Her lips are just too big, and it looks awkward, I would think. But Now I'm starting to think there's something else to it. The dick is missing..

Passion HD - August Ames

Passion HD - August Ames
So, I was about to jerk off to the skinniest girl in porn I after about 30 seconds, I quickly decided against it. There was really nothing good about it, and it kind of made me feel bad for everyone involved. You could tell the guy wasn't into it at all. He was just trying to maintain eye contact the whole time and not actually think about what was going on. Needless to say, I needed a palette cleanser to help get the images out of my head.