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Ass Parade - Jynx Maze

Ass Parade - Jynx Maze
Today we're checking out what was a weird scene for me, starring the lovely Jynx Maze. What starts out as a normal brother sister scene, the longer I watched it, the more confusing it got for me. The first thing that you notice is, this kid looks so young, at first I thought that Jynx was playing his mother. After a few minutes, I thought that they really missed an opportunity for a great mother / step-son angle. I was watching it just wondering what could have been.

Ass Parade - Victoria Cakes

Ass Parade - Victoria Cakes
Today we're checking out the phenomenon that is known only as Victoria Cakes. I don't know if half a person's body could be made up of just tits and ass, but if there's a person on the planet, it's Victoria. There aren't too many asses out there that beat, or even come close to Victoria's size, never mind in the porn world. So, if you're an ass man, you're going to love her. But there is a little bit of a downside to the size of her ass.. ( besides the obvious risk of being crushed at any point in time )

Ass Parade - Brittany Shae

Ass Parade - Brittany Shae
Today we're checking out a woman that hungry for a little more than dinner. Brittany Shae is waiting at home for her husband to return, but I think he's going to have to do a little work before he gets anything to eat. You see, he knows the second rule of marriage.. whenever your wife has her ass hanging out, it's a subtle hint that she wants something to end up in it. And it's really a husband's duty to jump into action any time his wife wants something stuck in her ass. So, are you ready to learn what marriage is all about?

Ass Parade - Valerie Kay, Arianna Knight, and Bianca

Ass Parade - Valerie Kay, Arianna Knight, and Bianca
I was watching The Silencers today which stars Daliah Lavi, who I think is probably the hottest thing to come out of the 60s. That got me thinking about what she looks like naked, and that got me searching the internet for old vintage porn. It's probably some of my favorite porn, because the tits in those days were shaped and pointed by those fucked up missile bras that they use to wear. I frankly think they should bring those things back, and them going away is what's fundamentally wrong with this country today. On a side note, the porn here has nothing to do with the last paragraph.

Ass Parade - Karen Fisher and Nikki Stone

Ass Parade - Karen Fisher and Nikki Stone
If I remember correctly, I've been checking out porn for a little bit longer than the internet has existed. ( I still have to magazines in a closet somewhere, because why the fuck would you throw away porn? ) And if there's one thing that I look at every day, it's porn. Fuck, I only see the sun maybe 60 out of 100 days, and porn has to be 99.9 out of 100. But even with all of that porn, there's still some porn stars that I have no idea who they are, and today we're checking out one of them. Her name is Karen Fisher, and it seems like I'm the only one that doesn't know about her.

Ass Parade - Lexi and Soffie

Ass Parade - Lexi and Soffie
I kind of got into this show called the Peaky Blinders. If you're not to familiar with the show, it's from the BBC and it's currently showing on Netflix. If you're into old school British gangs, than this might be the show for you. The problem I'm having with the show though, is I'm watching it on Netflix, so that means I'm watching two or three episodes in a row, and by the end of it all, I have that accent stuck in my head. I'm typing this right now, and I'm consciously trying not to use any British slang, because I know how much I'd fuck it up.

Ass Parade - Kelsi Monroe

Ass Parade - Kelsi Monroe
A lot of people are impressed when the summer olympics comes around, and you see all the gymnastics people doing their flips and double twists and bullshit that doesn't mean anything. But does a single one of them have anything on Ms. Monroe here? I don't fucking think so. A lot of girls can do the Van Damme split, but you usually don't get full Blood Sport in the middle of a fuck session. And it wasn't even in the middle. She was doing that shit near the end of the session. That's like saving your hardest tumbling run until the end.

Ass Parade - Lily Sincere

Ass Parade - Lily Sincere
So recently, I was looking for something that I swear to God I owned at one point, but I found no evidence of it ever existing in my house at all, so I can only assume that it decided that it doesn't want to be found. But while I was looking for it, I came across the worst thing I've ever found in my life.. my yearbook. You see, I had some time in the middle of my life where I used various substances that gave me the magical ability to completely forget the first half of my existence, including all of my school days.

Ass Parade - Kiera

Ass Parade - Kiera
I was on the site Big Tits Round Asses for a while, and I came across a preview pic that was just some random thing that they did five years ago. I must have spent the past 45 minutes looking for at least the name of the girl so it would be easier to find..

Facebook Doesn't Break Up Relationships

Facebook Doesn't Break Up Relationships
As most of you know I love to watch talk shows and shit. I'm fascinated how stupid mother fuckers could be. Sure it's not quality television but you have to admit that it's damn sure entertaining to watch. You can't tell me that hearing about all the DNA test and relationship drama doesn't make you laugh. I know it makes laugh like a mother fucker to see that shit.

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