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Ass Parade - Valerie Kay, Arianna Knight, and Bianca

Ass Parade - Valerie Kay, Arianna Knight, and Bianca
I was watching The Silencers today which stars Daliah Lavi, who I think is probably the hottest thing to come out of the 60s. That got me thinking about what she looks like naked, and that got me searching the internet for old vintage porn. It's probably some of my favorite porn, because the tits in those days were shaped and pointed by those fucked up missile bras that they use to wear. I frankly think they should bring those things back, and them going away is what's fundamentally wrong with this country today. On a side note, the porn here has nothing to do with the last paragraph.

Ass Parade - Karen Fisher and Nikki Stone

Ass Parade - Karen Fisher and Nikki Stone
If I remember correctly, I've been checking out porn for a little bit longer than the internet has existed. ( I still have to magazines in a closet somewhere, because why the fuck would you throw away porn? ) And if there's one thing that I look at every day, it's porn. Fuck, I only see the sun maybe 60 out of 100 days, and porn has to be 99.9 out of 100. But even with all of that porn, there's still some porn stars that I have no idea who they are, and today we're checking out one of them. Her name is Karen Fisher, and it seems like I'm the only one that doesn't know about her.

Ass Parade - Lexi and Soffie

Ass Parade - Lexi and Soffie
I kind of got into this show called the Peaky Blinders. If you're not to familiar with the show, it's from the BBC and it's currently showing on Netflix. If you're into old school British gangs, than this might be the show for you. The problem I'm having with the show though, is I'm watching it on Netflix, so that means I'm watching two or three episodes in a row, and by the end of it all, I have that accent stuck in my head. I'm typing this right now, and I'm consciously trying not to use any British slang, because I know how much I'd fuck it up.

Ass Parade - Kelsi Monroe

Ass Parade - Kelsi Monroe
A lot of people are impressed when the summer olympics comes around, and you see all the gymnastics people doing their flips and double twists and bullshit that doesn't mean anything. But does a single one of them have anything on Ms. Monroe here? I don't fucking think so. A lot of girls can do the Van Damme split, but you usually don't get full Blood Sport in the middle of a fuck session. And it wasn't even in the middle. She was doing that shit near the end of the session. That's like saving your hardest tumbling run until the end.

Ass Parade - Lily Sincere

Ass Parade - Lily Sincere
So recently, I was looking for something that I swear to God I owned at one point, but I found no evidence of it ever existing in my house at all, so I can only assume that it decided that it doesn't want to be found. But while I was looking for it, I came across the worst thing I've ever found in my life.. my yearbook. You see, I had some time in the middle of my life where I used various substances that gave me the magical ability to completely forget the first half of my existence, including all of my school days.

Ass Parade - Kiera

Ass Parade - Kiera
I was on the site Big Tits Round Asses for a while, and I came across a preview pic that was just some random thing that they did five years ago. I must have spent the past 45 minutes looking for at least the name of the girl so it would be easier to find..

Facebook Doesn't Break Up Relationships

Facebook Doesn't Break Up Relationships
As most of you know I love to watch talk shows and shit. I'm fascinated how stupid mother fuckers could be. Sure it's not quality television but you have to admit that it's damn sure entertaining to watch. You can't tell me that hearing about all the DNA test and relationship drama doesn't make you laugh. I know it makes laugh like a mother fucker to see that shit.

A Big Ass is a Good Thing

A Big Ass is a Good Thing
If there's one thing that I love is big boobs and an ass that you could sit a drink on. I know that there might be some guys out there that like girls with small asses but like something that I could grab a hold of when I'm fucking. It's just something about those nice wide hips that won't quit that would make you go wild on the pussy like one of the insane cock brothas. A big ass in definitely a good thing.

Ass Parade - Keisha Grey, Eva Lovia

Ass Parade - Keisha Grey, Eva Lovia

Asses in the new year? Hell ya. I figure that we start at the bottom and work our way up this year. ( and no, I'm not starting with the feet. I can't handle it. ) So where do you go to find the best asses in the business? Ass Parade of course. One of the few Bang Bros sites that is ever unchanging, and that's a good thing. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Not to get totally off topic here, but am I the only one upset that ain't is a word now? Call me old fashion, but it still feels weird to use it. Maybe I'm alone in this..

What were we talking about now... oh ya, asses.

Ass Parade - Liza Del Sierra

Ass Parade - Liza Del Sierra

I went out for Black Friday this year, and I've picked up my first big/flat screen TV. Now, we're pretty ghetto over here at RexMag, so I'm use to watching porn on my computer and when the power goes out, getting the flash light and looking at some old Swanks I have left over from the 90s. Yesterday is the first time I've watched porn on a big screen TV. I still don't think it's big enough to hold all the curves of Liza Del Sierra

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