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Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles
There's a new porn parody out for everyone to enjoy, and this time the porn industry takes on what it's like to be a horny ninja turtle that live in the sewer. From what I can tell, it's not actually that bad. If you want to see the trailer for Tin Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles starring April O'Neil, then head over to the YouTube page and take a look. It's pretty funny, so it's definitely worth the time. Of course, nothing is ever going to top the porn parody I'm the Cook from Brazzers, but really, nothing is ever going to top that one. I do have a bad feeling that all of the funny bits are in the trailer, but that could just be because it's a trailer for a porn parody, and of course all the funny bits are in the trailer.

We Live Together - April Oneil and Shyla Jennings

We Live Together - April Oneil and Shyla Jennings
For those living in the U.S., we have Thanksgiving coming up and we all have to get ready for spending more time with our family than we're use to. It can be a bit of a pain in the ass, but if we get ready for it correctly, I'm sure we can get through it together. Let's take for instance this little family, and how they get along. We have April O'Neil and Shyla Jennings, and an unnamed camera girl all living together. They happen to be spending the day together, you know, hanging out, doing some homework, studying, and just spending time with each other. Normal family life. One of them happens to get board, and starts to record the other two while they're doing their homework. Generally just fooling around with the camera, making some home movies. Then, normal everyday family stuff just happens.

April O'Neil

April O'Neil in Nubile Films
This girl of the week is coming a little earlier than the usual Friday edition, but that's just because I've been thinking about her so much. April O'Neil is by far my favorite of the short list of girls of the week we've had so far.

I Have A Wife - April O'Neil

I Have A Wife - April O'Neil
I've been a fan of April O'Neil since way back when she was on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. You just knew that Casey Jones was just in it for the pussy. But now she's doing porn instead of the news like everyone knew she would end up doing, and we get to see a whole lot more of her. I just feel bad for Casey. Left in the dust to hang out with four turtles and a rat.

Baby Got Boobs - April O'Neil

Baby Got Boobs - April O'Neil
I learned something today. If you type in April O'Neil into Google, you're probably not going to be coming up with our favorite porn star. And you're definitely not going to see a picture of her about to fuck some guy that reminds me of 'The Situation'. What you're going to see is a bunch of pictures from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That's not totally a bad thing, unless of course you were looking to beat off that night. So hears hoping this adds one more picture to Google images to help people find the April O'Neil that we're all searching for.

We Live Together April O'Neil

We Live Together April O'Neil
When this hot girl needs help from April O'Neil and her friends Sammie and Faye to set up for his XXX Halloween party, you know that things are going to go south if you know what I mean... These naughty lesbians start off innocent and then get dirty! There's no better Halloween treat than some pussy licking, and they waste no time getting down and dirty in the bales of hay! Just look at those hot titties and asses getting played with in this hot girl-girl action. And there's nobody watching but the Jack O' Lanterns and YOU!