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2 Chicks Same Time - Ashley Adams and Violet Starr

2 Chicks Same Time - Ashley Adams and Violet Starr
Being snowed in is kind of like anal sex. It really depends on who else is in the room. If you have someone you like and you're into, it's not bad at all, and can sometimes be fun. If it's an asshole, all your time is spent looking for a way out of the situation. But if nothing else, it's going to provide you with massive amounts of time to kill, to which I say, let's do it with porn. For all of us stuck inside alone, let's look for some porn that's going to make you glad that you bought that 55' TV. May I suggest the lovely Ashley Adams and Violet Starr?

2 Chicks Same Time - AJ Applegate and Valentina Nappi

2 Chicks Same Time - AJ Applegate and Valentina Nappi
If you live outside the country widely considered by American's to be the greatest country in the world, the U.S., then you might not know that Thanksgiving is coming up. If you don't know what Thanksgiving is, it's a holiday that you spend with your family to see if you even want to talk to them during the Christmas season. You see, if you find yourself wanting to leave 45 minutes after you got there, then at least you can just zone out on football for the rest of the day. And if that's not doing it for you, you can leave and no one's going to be put off too much, as it's only Thanksgiving. The best part is, if you find yourself thinking the next morning that there's no way in hell you can do Christmas and New Year's Eve with these people, you have plenty of time to come up with an excuse.

2 Chicks Same Time - Abigail Mac and Alexis Monroe

2 Chicks Same Time - Abigail Mac and Alexis Monroe
Well, it's Halloween everyone, but more importantly, it's some of the last days to pick up your Oktoberfest beers. All you have to do is type Oktoberfest girls into Google image search to know why this is the best holiday that there is. The hottest women in the world bringing you beer in glasses so big, you'll have to take a piss three times before you finish it. But the appropriate thing to take away from this are the hot women. Anytime hot women bring you anything, especially beer, it's a good day. Hell, the business Hooters is totally based on it. And so is another business close to my heart..

2 Chicks Same Time - Keisha Grey and Noelle Easton

2 Chicks Same Time - Keisha Grey and Noelle Easton
Here it is. The unofficial end to summer we've all been dreading, the end of the last long weekend is finally here. This is the time when women of all ages start to wear long sleeve shirts, long pants, jackets, and anything else that will cover them up. This is the time when women stop watching their weight and start looking as pale as I usually do. Winter is soon upon us, and gone are the days when you can see cleavage just by walking down the street. I think this is what everyone complains about when the say 'Winter is coming' in Game of Thrones. If you notice, everyone in Dorne seems happy. Hot chicks are running the place and there's always a high chance of seeing nipple, even in jail. In Winterfell it sucks. Everyone is pissed all the time. People are cutting each other's heads off. They basically have to fuck in flannel.. It's terrible.

2 Chicks Same Time - London and Mia

2 Chicks Same Time - London and Mia
They say that you can find anything in porn, and after 20 years on the internet, I'm inclined to agree. But even though you can watch two girls shit in a cup, there are some things more rare than others. They say the most rare thing to find though, is a fat Asian guy fucking a hot black chick. I think I've seen a chubby Asian guy fucking a seven out of ten black chick once, but I've never seen that exact rarity. But since we're not going to see that today, I thought we could at least get parts of it together and just be happy with that. So the scene we're going to check out is a black guy fucking a couple of American Asians. I know it's not the same.

Saint Patrick's Day

Saint Patrick's Day
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone. As we all know, St. Patrick was the first bishop/band leader of Ireland and beat drums to drive the heathen snakes out of Ireland, leaving only the true alcoholics behind to fight the waves and waves of invading leprechauns. Because we all know, although leprechauns are excellent shoe makes, a pot of gold is way too much to pay for a pair of penny loafers, no matter how comfortable they are. And to celebrate the great Irish-Leprechaun War of 416 A.D., on the night before St Patrick's day, everyone in the porn industry draws straws to see who's going to be stuck making the porn scene with everyone wearing green. And this year it looks like the site 2 Chicks Same Time drew the short straw.

2 Chicks Same Time - Christiana Cinn and Mila Blaze

2 Chicks Same Time - Christiana Cinn and Mila Blaze

Well, we just had the last weekend of the summer, so I hope you had a good one. My was pretty good as I ended up at the beach and it was an actual nice day. I feel like this whole year was spent at the beach while it was raining. It's like I've offended mother nature in some way, and she's getting back at me. But I got one nice day out of it, and ended up beating mother nature in the end. I think I'm going to pollute next weekend just so she remembers who won this battle.

The problem with going so late in the year though, is that everyone with actual lives isn't going to be at the beach any more. So spending time at the beach right now is kind of like going to Walmart, but everyone is in a bathing suit. It's kind of hard to enjoy the scenery when you're trying not to look at any one person. I ended up spending a lot of time being the furthest one out in the water just looking towards the ocean. It seemed to work out OK. But after I got home, I definitely had to make some new memories.

iHack

iHack
I'm kind of at odds with the current crisis that the celebrities are going through with this icloud hack that's happened. I tend to ignore such things, as I'm under the opinion that if a person does not want their pictures thrown about the web, that's their choice. There's something to be said about owning your own image too. I'm also of the opinion that porn should be left to the porn stars, so I'm not really in a rush to go find those pics on the web. I do have to give props for a pretty good hack, ( as in the time spent guessing passwords ) and I love it any time Apple is embarrassed by anything.

2 Chicks Same Time - Capri Cavanni, Whitney Westgate

2 Chicks Same Time - Capri Cavanni, Whitney Westgate
Unfortunately, we see this situation a lot in today's world. A woman gets caught cheating on her man, and the man is ready to walk out on the whole thing. There are several ways to handle the situation, but porn cuts through to the route of the solution. Put the guy's balls in your mouth.

2 Chicks Same Time - Dillion Harper, Lexi Belle

2 Chicks Same Time - Dillion Harper, Lexi Belle
It's tough when you have a lot of problems that you can't directly control. Like, say, you're girlfriend doesn't feel like she's slutty enough, and she's having a problem with that. All you can do really, is try to help her with that problem. Like, getting her to take slutty lessons with another girl. Which is one of the best ways you can help a girl out of the problem.

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