Hardcore Brides

Hardcore Brides sounds like a damn good site to me--I mean who doesn't want to watch foxy brides getting banged on their wedding day? These hot bitches don't care if they're late for the ceremony as long as it means they're going to get a mouthful of hot jizz! But is the site really packed with enough content to get you through a standard 30 day membership? And if it is, is the quality good enough? Only one way to find out. Let's log in to Hardcore Brides and mess up some pretty wedding dresses with sticky cum, shall we?

Before I log in though, let's get a peek at the brides. I like the way the site is based in Vegas so you get all that authentic wedding action. These look like real weddings--who am I to say that these aren't real couples who agreed to let Hardcore Brides film them fucking in exchange for a free wedding? Sounds like a damn good deal to me. These babes are actually pretty average looking, and not in a bad way--I just mean they're not those perfect pornstars that make you question whether the videos are real or not. These could conceivably be the girl next door getting married in Vegas. Very authentic amateur feel. Nice. Let's go into the members area of Hardcore Brides and see if it's as good as it looks...

Oh fuck. Bad news right from the first moment I logged in. There are only five updates here. FIVE. Ouch. They were all added on 5/11/2009, and there's no sign of any new updates anytime soon. Basically you see the same couples that are on the tour pages and no more--there's Honey and Jack, Chris and Amber, Daisy and Dick, Heidi and Jody, and Veronica and Jack (nope, not the same Jack--they're not re-using grooms here!). The videos are fucking HOT, but I can't believe they would try to serve you just 5 updates and think they'd get away with it. Good thing you were smart enough to come and read this review first. BUT...

You've got to consider that you get a ton of bonus sites with your membership. So if you really want this hardcore wedding action, you could conceivably join and enjoy those five updates, and then continue to rely on the 60 plus bonus sites that you get with your membership. Not a bad thing at all, as long as you know about it first and are cool with it. So you might want to consider that... personally I haven't seen a lot of wedding porno sites, so it might be worth putting up with the lack of content just to enjoy this once!

Anyway, the layout is nice, important navigational links at the top and updates going down the middle of the page. Each update gets its own dedicated page with links to download the full length movies (Flash for streaming only, WMV for 300MB, or MPEG for a little over 300MB). You can also go for the clips if you prefer, in Flash for streaming only, WMV high and low for streaming and download, and MPEG low for streaming and download too. The highest quality flicks you're going to see here are 512x288, and that's smaller than I'd like to see but the quality is pretty damn good.

They also offer professional photos and screencaps. You get a ton of pro shots at about 1000px plus zip sets and slideshows, and the galleries function so fast and flawless that it's almost a bonus. Really cool and that extends to the whole network of course. They also have those vidcaps for you, much less in quantity than the professional shots, and no zip sets. Still pretty decent though. It's nice to have both.

You'll pay $29.97 for 30 days or $59.97 for 90 days on Hardcore Brides, and you've got to remember that you're really paying for a whole network of sites, not just this one. Looking at it that way, it's definitely worth it, but on its own this one would not cut it. Final score, when taking into account the low amount of content, only equals 61/100. But as a part of the package deal, I do recommend it. Use your own judgment here--Hardcore Brides has a lot of potential but this network needs to step it up and update the site for you!

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