Club Cytherea

Cost: $9.95 Trial, $24.95 Monthly, $54.95 for Three Months Rating: 62

Club Cytherea - www.ClubCytherea.comClub Cytherea… Do you know this babe? If not, you should. She's known for being the queen of squirt—that's right, she's the kind of babe who cums, shoots showers of love across the room—female ejaculation! She's been known to soak everything within range, and tonight that just might be you!  I think my favorite thing about Cytherea is that bad-ass look on her face… she always looks like she doesn't give a fuck, but when she squirts a river across the room, you KNOW she gives a fuck. Get the picture? Good. Let's log in to Club Cytherea and get the goods.

The content on Club Cytherea is of course built around her talent for squirting, but beyond the hot hardcore videos that you would of course expect, she also offers a video on the site that explains exactly how she does what she does. If the mystery of female ejaculation has always intrigued you, this could be your chance to break past the gates and find out how it really happens. She gives you tons of photo galleries, DVD quality videos, and an authentic fan experience with a diary, questions, and a message board. But let's get to the stuff that you really want to see on Club Cytherea… the videos and picture galleries!

Right now there are 29 video updates on Club Cytherea plus 5 “friends” videos. The strange thing is that they list the recent updates and what has been added, but there are no dates attached to them. There's no way to tell if they've updated recently or if you'll see any updates during your stay, so for review purposes we'll have to assume that's all you'll ever get. I did a little bit of back research and it turns out that there were 20 updates a couple years ago, so it looks like there's been nothing new here for a while. That doesn't mean the site can't be enjoyed though… Let's check on the quality of everything.

Since these updates are from DVDs, each one will have separate scenes, usually about five per movie. A full scene will be about 120MB for either WMV or MOV. Those come in at 640x480 resolution. The quality is pretty good, but it's no HD. These are definitely leftovers from 2006. Great leftovers, but still obviously not new. Are the movies hot? You know it! I can't bitch about the content itself, it's just the presentation and lack of updates that really throws me off.

There are 21 photo sets plus 5 “friends” photo sets. They're just 600x800 pixels, not really hi-res by today's standards and the lighting isn't too great on some of the sets. You get a nice mix of softcore sets, hardcore sets, and candid sets, so that's one way of keeping it fresh. I'm not terribly impressed with the photos section due to the low quality, but Cytherea is gorgeous as always and her pictures are of course delectable! Can't complain about that. No way.

The about me section is basically that MySpace survey that everybody and their mama has taken. You know the one. The diary is way more interesting—basically it's a blog written by the queen of squirting herself. The bad news is that it hasn't been updated since 2006 (I'm guessing the site has been at a standstill since then too). Ask Cytherea is pretty cool, but again you're not going to get your Q's turned into A's because she's not on there answering questions right now. Damn. The message board is just weird. Seriously. It's all text lists and it's impossible to navigate. I wouldn't waste a minute there. The store on the other hand is pretty nice with lots of DVDs and toys.
The one thing that just might save your membership is the fact that you get access to these bonus sites too: 2 Dicks in 1 Chick, Aimee Sweet, All Anal XXX, Bikini Dream, Busty Cafe, Club Ashlynn Brooke, Global Pornstars, Honey Chest, Internal Violations, Leg Seeker, POV Fantasy, Pussy Chompers, Stunners, and XXX Movie Files. There are some other non-exclusive sites that come with those sites, but it looks like you'll have to access them once you've gone to a bonus site—I don't see the links coming straight off of Club Cytherea for them. Great sites though, all of them are excellent.

While I wouldn't recommend Club Cytherea for a long-term membership, I might consider going for a longer option just because of all the great bonus sites. You can buy 1 month for $29.95, 2 months for $39.95, 3 months for $54.95, or 6 months for $74.95. Club Cytherea isn't exactly up to date as far as site design and quality go, but she's also got a more unique site than most of the chicks you see springing up on the scene now. And nobody is a better squirter than Cytherea! What's the final score? Unfortunately it's just 62/100, and that's mainly due to the other sites in this network.  Check them out and if you like them, this site is worth a look, otherwise, keep looking.

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  • Club Cytherea by 8/9/2010 6:16:03 AM (65/100):
    Most of you will want to join Club Cytherea once you get a look at the star having squirting orgasms all over the floor. She screws both guys and gals. There are 29 average-quality videos to download. You can check out 21 photo sets with medium-res images. There are also five other vids and five more photo shoots showing some of Cytherea's gal pals. This site has had no updates in ages and you get 21 full-access bonus sites.
  • Club Cytherea review by 10/31/2006 (6.5/10):
    Club Cytherea is the homepage of pornstar Cytherea who is well-known for her ability to squirt. The site is well organized, but lacks content. It would be great to see content made exclusively for her site.

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