Fucked Up Facials
Fucked Up Facials is a site that features the most insane facials you've ever seen. Dudes are spraying these chicks with massive amounts of cum, jizzing all over those pretty faces, in their hair, all over those busty chests! Now, the truth of the matter is that neither the dicks nor the cum is real. That's very clear just from a glance at the tour pages, so I'm probably not telling you anything you didn't already know. But if you like that element of the impossible in your porn, something that's both funny and really fucking hot at the same time, then Fucked Up Facials oughta do it for ya. Let's get in there and grab all the details.
First things first, how hot are the babes on Fucked Up Facials? To say they're sizzling wouldn't be an exaggeration. They feature a lot of babes that you may know, like Isis love, Eva Ellington, Carmella Bing, and Trina Michaels, all on the receiving end of these fucked up facials. You've got a good mix of blondes and brunettes, both white girls and Latinas, but no redheads or black girls anywhere on the site as far as I could see. The big plus is that even though the focus of these videos is the insanely sloppy facial at the end, each girl has a really bangin body. I mean off the charts. And some of these booties could make my top ten list. Seriously. Check out that first thumbnail for Mason Moore's update. DAYUM. Somebody grab me a spoon, I see dessert!
Speaking of which, something that I really like on the main page is that most updates feature a thumbnail of the girl getting sprayed (blasted may be more accurate!) in the face with cum. Since that's what you're there for, it's cool that you can check out at a glance which facial is going to get you off the most, and just go for it. A few of the updates feature booty shots of the girls, or the chick looking up appreciatively as she grasps two cocks. I can definitely appreciate those thumbnails too. Good stuff. The actual number of updates is 53. That's really impressive. They are still updating this site a couple of times per month, so that's more good news! Nice.
The movies are really hot. While the cocks aren't real in the cumshot scenes, they are pretty realistic and believable. The girl's faces when they see these guys come in with their big cocks... it's priceless. You do get to see the girls sucking on some real man meat, fucking on it, getting banged hard by it, throughout every single video right up to the end. The big dawgs don't come in until a little later, so they set it up with the reality and then bring in the extreme. That's a great way to do it. They offer HD WMVs which will run you over 1000MB and they clock in at perfect 1280x720 resolution. If you're not in it for the long haul with those download times (it's worth it though!) you can opt for a lower quality (512p) WMV at 350MB, or play the Flash version streaming. There are MPEGs as well. If you prefer smaller clips, you can get those too, but not in HD. You have your pick of WMV in low and high, or MPEG in low or high. Both can be streamed or downloaded. Very high quality videos on this site, I can't complain at all.
In terms of images, they give you both hi-res photos and screencaps. On the professional shots you're looking at something like 1000px, really excellent high quality photos! You can click through the galleries, flip through the shots in order, or download the zip sets. You get TONS of pictures in each set, probably in the thousands. Very nice. The vidcaps on the other hand are much smaller, around 450px tops, but good quality. I was hoping these would be HD screenshots pulled from the HD movies, but no luck on that. You can also click through the galleries on these or flip through them in order, but no zip sets for the vidcaps.
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You'd be a fool not to join Fucked Up Facials at $29.95 for 30 days of access, or $59.95 for 90 days of access. You get such great content here, in crystal clear HD resolution, with fresh updates, and tons of bonus sites too. I can't find a single thing to complain about on this site. Fucked Up Facials gets a very impressive rating of 91/100, and a definite recommendation from me, because this site ROCKS. Go join Fucked Up Facials while it's hot!
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- Fucked Up Facials by RabbitsReviews.com 8/2/2009 (78/100):
They call this site Fucked Up Facials and they mean it literally. More than a bit messed up, these facials are absolutely insane. Massive schlongs get sucked and screwed by gorgeous babes in 50 good to high-def quality videos and regular-res photo sets. The gals are then completely drenched in a massive load of fake jizz. It's even better than the Witness Protection Program as there is no way that you'd be able to recognize these babes once they've been plastered in so much sticky man paste. There are 53 bonus sites to fill in the two-week gaps between updates.