Gobble My Goo
Gobble My Goo is all about crazy cum hungry sluts who can't get enough of swallowing jizz! If you want to watch these thirsty babes drink it up out of a martini glass, then what the hell are you waiting for? It's time to log into Gobble My Goo and check it all out from top to bottom. I'll let you know if it's worth your hard earned cash, or if you should skip it and subscribe to something else. So come on, let's log in.
Well, I'll give you the bad news first. The site hasn't been updated in about eight months. Looks like they are done updating it. Most sites on this network get about 40 updates before they stop—this one has a total of 33. Unfortunately I guess that's all we're going to get. So let's check out the site and content itself and see how the quality is.
Navigation on GoobleMyGoo.com is very clear and gives you quick access to each update's content with simple tabs. You can browse by website - you get not just access to Mega Porn Access, but also All Elite Pass - a total of 60+ sites. You can also browse by category, by model, and they also have a nice calendar feature so you can updates on a month-by-month basis. They also have full search so you can search by keywords such as tags, category or pornstar names. This is a HUGE improvement over when we first reviewed this site and a very welcome change. There is some advertising in the member's area, but not too much and it was not intrusive.
You can also save your favorites on this site, and you can keep the videos and photos separate in those favorites, so if you're only into one or the other, or you're just partial to one set over another, that won't be a problem. Pretty cool. Check that out when you are a member. I like that feature a lot.
Looking at the quality of the updates, this has also greatly improved since we first looked at the site. For each update, you can watch the video in parts (choosing between Flash, WMV, and MPG), watch the video in Flash, view screen caps of the video, and for most updates there are hiqh-quality images for you to view and download as well. You can also download the movie in whole or in parts (in both WMV and MPG formats).
From what I can tell, videos on the site are about 720 pixels wide by 480 pixels high. The quality is pretty good, but can honestly be better. Partial video files we downloaded were about 3.4MB for high quality and 2.4MB for low quality (per part, and each video was divided into 12 parts). Full video files ranged from 100MB to 150MB total. One thing I did not like is when I went to download a full video for some of the updates, I only actually downloaded a partial video. They need to fix this as it's annoying to not be able to get the video you've paid for. As I mentioned, you can also view the video online in Flash, and as with the WMV files the size was 720 pixels wide by 480 pixels high.
For updates which had them, the quality of the digital photos was excellent - we are talking real high quality here. Most were 768 pixels wide by 1024 pixels high. Screencaps were the same size as videos, so 720 wide by 480 high for this site. For both, you can click on individual thumbnails to view the full-sized image, flip through them, watch a slideshow, or download the zip sets. So there's some great news for you!
Gobble My Goo is a part of the Mega Porn Access, so you get all of these amateur porno sites with your network: 1000 Orgasms, Big Cock Crew, Bikini Banger, Black Bros White Hoes, Blacks in Cracks, Border Bangers, College Fuck Fest, Creamy Pie Holes, Destroy That Ass, Enter The Hardcore, Euro Fuck Trip, Exposed Sextapes, Fun Time Facials, Hardcore Brides, Kung Fu Whores, Milk My Cock, Mommy Loves Cock, Nipporn, Real Rookies, Rectal Rooter, She Gapes, Strip Club Exposed, Teen Brazil, Tranny Hunt, and Yank My Crank. They're rarely updated if at all, but they are good if you like the nitty gritty amateur sites. Check them out if you subscribe—they'll help to round out your membership since there aren't a whole lot of updates on the site.
If you're thinking about joining, you'll want to know the prices. Use your credit card and pay $29.97 for 30 days or $59.97 for three months. Use a check and pay $29.95 for 30 days or $59.95 for three months. A 30 day membership will be enough for this site alone, but if you want to hit all the bonus sites you might want to go for three months. I'd give Gobble My Goo a rating of 79/100, and I recommend it as long as you understand that it's not updated anymore, and that most of the bonus sites aren't either. Not bad, but could be better!
When you join Gobble My Goo, you also get access to the following websites: 1000 Orgasms, Big Cock Crew, Bikini Banger, Black Bros White Hoes, Blacks in Cracks, Border Bangers, College Fuck Fest, Creamy Pie Holes, Destroy That Ass, Enter The Hardcore, Euro Fuck Trip, Fun Time Facials, Hardcore Brides, Kung Fu Whores, Milk My Cock, Mommy Loves Cock, Naked College Coeds, Nipporn, Play With My Dick Mom, POV Queens, Radgasm, Real Rookies, Rectal Rooter, She Gapes, Strip Club Exposed, Teen Brazil, Tranny Hunt, Watch Me And My Pussy, White Dick Loving Sistas, and Yank My Crank.
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Other Reviews of Gobble My Goo
- Gobble My Goo by RabbitsReviews.com 11/25/2009 (70/100):
How do I pump thee? Let me count the ways. On Gobble My Goo, there is the facial frosting, the anal assault, the old tenderizing-the-pussy routine and turning a simple blowjob into a butt fuck-a-thon. All this and some double penetration thrown in makes for a raunchy cum-guzzling site, where the babes will take it raw to the face or delicately through straws from a champagne glass. There are 32 episodes with average-quality videos and mostly high-res photos in Zip files. There are 68 bonus sites making up for this site's lack of updates.
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