Freaks of Boobs

Freaks of Boobs is a huge titty site coming to you from the well-known PornPros network, so you just know it's gotta be good. The tagline is "Oh my God... They're alive, they're alive!" and when you see these gargantuan breasts, you'll understand why! Seriously--before you even read the rest of this review, go take a peek at the tour pages. Once you've seen those mountainous mammaries you will know where I'm coming from. The boobs on Freaks of Boobs are truly legendary. Let's find out more.

The babes on Freaks of Boobs cover every color of the rainbow--you've got your Caucasian babes in blonde and brunette, your dark chocolate ebony girls who have the booty to match the tits, the sophisticated Asian MILFs who can't wait to slap you in the face with those big round boobies... Just scrolling down the members only page gives you an intimate idea of what's in store for you. Freaks of Boobs definitely knows where to find the hotties with the biggest breasties, but how's the quality of the content, and how much is there? Only one way to find out. Let's take a look.

When I logged in, I was taken to the PornPros main page and then I had to select Freaks of Boobs from a drop down menu to get to the site. That may or may not be the case for you--might be just my reviewer password, but I thought I'd let you know just in case. Well, the first piece of good news comes when you look at the dates on the most recent updates. They give you a fresh update almost every single week. I can only see one week that was skipped out of many months. Each update is shown right there on the main page with one nice generously sized thumbnail displaying the chick's giant mammaries. Good lord these things are huge. You won't believe your eyes. There are a total of 15 updates on the site right now, and that's about it. Normally that wouldn't do it for me, but since they update every week it's not a problem. They'll be packed in no time. Let's check out the content.

Clicking on an update takes you directly to the streaming video, YouTube style, along with all the scene info to the right of it. That features a link to all of that particular girl's scenes plus her personal info (stats and all that good stuff). The streaming video loads in something like 720x480 resolution (I'm just eyeballing it) but there are tons of download options too. Your main download options are WMV or MPG in either HD or standard definition. They show you options for DVD/CD format, iPod/iPhone/PSP format, and XBOX format, but don't be fooled--they link to a program for converting files to those formats. The HD videos are around 600MB and the standard definition clocks in at around 300MB.

Damn it's hard to stay focused on writing this review while I'm watching Rachel Love fucking her own titties with a snorkel by the pool. That's the July 26th update just in case you wanna check that out. Fuck, those titties are amazing. Anyway, other nice features include the ability to add updates to your favorites, to rate scenes with clickable stars (again, YouTube style), and to enjoy hi-res pics and video screencaps. Let's get a quick look at those...

The hi-res shots are only 850x850, but they are so fucking crystal clear that you'll feel like you were really there. These blew my mind. The video screencaps are less clear but just as tempting since they capture every second of the action. They are the same size as the photos, and the navigation is the same for both--basically you can click previous or next buttons, or click through the small thumbnails at the bottom. The only drawback here is that you can't skip to the middle or end of a set--it shows you eight thumbnails from the beginning, and really the only quick way to get through them all would be to keep clicking on the eighth one each time. There are zip sets however. If you don't mind the download, that solves the problem, and lets you keep the pics for as long as you like.

There's a ridiculous amount of websites that you'll get free with your membership to Freaks of Boobs, and there's no room to list them all. I can confirm that the girls with the biggest tits are featured on these sites though: Cumshot Surprise, Freaks of Cock, MILF Humiliation, Deep Throat Love, Real Ex Girlfriends, 40oz Bounce, Disgraced 18, Shady PI, 18 Years Old, Big Handfuls, Mexicunts, and Hungry Cougars. That's only the beginning, but it's a nice sampling. You'll be blown away by the amount of porn served up by PornPros. I've seen a lot in my day, but this is impressive even to me. You'll definitely want to stay a member of this network for a long time to come.

So what's it gonna cost you to join Freaks of Boobs? They've got a 1-day trial that includes all sites for $1.00, but you already know what they've got so why not at least spring for a month? That's $24.94 monthly. The cheapest option is actually the 3-month deal for $59.97, and I gotta say, it's definitely worth it. Super high quality content, amazing sites, and a great update schedule... plus those ridiculously enormous boobs that I can't take my eyes off of. You really can't go wrong here. Freaks of Boobs easily earns a score of 89/100. Highly recommended!

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