Major League Asses

Major League Asses promises nothing but big round, firm, wet asses, all getting fucked in some of the hardest anal sex scenes you've ever seen. If you're anything like me, that's already got you banging on the door of this site. But you're smart enough to know that the tour page promises aren't always true, even if they do talk about grabbing the lube for some serious ass pounding. Even if they do mention movies of beautiful babes with the roundest thickest bubble butts getting fucked hard by big angry meat monsters. Even then. You know you gotta get somebody like me to check out the goods for you, so let's not waste another minute. Let's find out what's up with Major League Asses.

Well, as soon as I log in to Major League asses I can confirm that the babes do have amazing hot round asses and they are getting banged hard—hot scenes including one guy on two girls, outdoor content, double penetration... Really good stuff. But the big downside here is that there's just not enough content. Right now there are just 10 updates on the site, and they were all added on the same day back in November of 2008. Safe to assume that's all they're going to have, at least for now. Clearly 10 updates is not enough to get you through even a standard 30 day membership. You can rely on the bonus sites (there are over 60), but this site on its own just will not cut it.

Forgot to tell you about the layout. It's pretty nice actually—all the updates going down the main page with a thumbnail each. You can browse the models by name, see the hottest network updates down the right side, access all the exclusive bonus sites at the bottom... it's a good layout that's easy to navigate. OK, on to the rest.

Let's go ahead and check out the quality of the updates. It's pretty decent. While they're not quite up to snuff for general watching on your computer, I'd say these videos would work pretty well on your iPod or PSP. The resolution on the highest quality WMVs is 480x360, so they're pretty small. Sometimes when a video is so small you're trading size for great clarity, but I can't say that these are super clear. They' basically look like an average YouTube video, just to give you a frame of reference. To know that you're only getting 10 of these is just another slap in the face. This is a great network of sites, so I'm surprised that this one is so lackluster. Guess there's always got to be a dud or two in the bunch, huh? They also offer Flash, WMV Low, and MPG Low options, but when the highest quality option doesn't look so great, why bother with the lower quality ones? I don't even want to know what those look like. Damn.

As for the images, they offer screencaps only, no hi-res photographs. These are the same resolution as the movies, maybe a tiny bit bigger. The quality is a reflection of the quality in the videos—just passable. It look like you get around 100 screencaps with each episode, and if nothing else they serve as a fast preview for what's in the movies.

All Elite Pass may be your saving grace here—they give you over 60 hot sites with your membership at no additional charge. The ones that'll probably appeal to you are Creamy Pie Holes, Destroy That Ass, Rectal Rooter, She Gapes, Assifications, and Black Booty Bonanza. Really a great group of sites, mostly updated at least weekly.

It'll cost you $29.97 for 30 days or $59.97 for 90 days on Major League Asses, and they give you the option to join by credit card or check. For a site with this small amount of content, it's crazy to pay that much. If you're thinking of it as a network membership though, and counting all those bonus sites, then it's definitely worth it. So use your own judgment here. On its own without the help of the extra points for content, Major League Asses gets a score of 62/100.  There is a great additional network of sites which help offset this, but you'll have to use your own best judgment.

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