Assifications

Assifications is a nasty filthy site where ripe asses smacked from cheek to crack! They promise ass gaping, ass to mouth, ass ripping, double penetration, babes getting banged with hard dicks all the way up their ass! You won't believe the huge meat poles that you'll see rammed into these tight assholes. Everything looks good from the get-go but why trust the tour pages when you've got me here to log in and check out the members area for you? Let's log in and find out what's up inside Assifications.

First up let's get a peek at which girls you'll see featured on Assifications. Lauren Phoenix is one smoking hot blonde with dramatic red eye makeup and lipstick--you can tell from one look that she's a nasty slut who would love it in the ass. And you know they're gonna make that wish of hers come true! Melissa Lauren is another chick who I have definitely seen before, and I'm happy to see her again because she's one bangin' babe. Another platinum blonde, she's ripping off her mesh see through top to expose that tight body before she gets ass-fucked HARD! For the brunette lovers they've got Haley Paige, a sweet bubble butt teen who can't wait to get a stiff member in her ass. Now we know that the babes are hot, but how's the content? Let's dig a little deeper into Assifications and find out.

I love the look of the member pages. The layout keeps everything really packed into a small space, so you can access an incredible amount of content without too much scrolling or clicking around. There are 37 updates on the site right now, about 15 per page, and spread across three pages. The bad news I'll give you up-front--they are not currently updating the site. It's been about six months since the latest update, and prior to that it had been a few months too, at which point they were actually doing updates a few times per week. The trade-off is that you get a HUGE network of bonus sites, so you can get tons of fresh hardcore content there. They're running a whole network here and busy updating many sites rather than just this one, and you get to take advantage of that. So it's not so bad.

Each update has a generously sized thumbnail, the date updated, a star rating, the girl's name, and a link to the content. When you click it, you're taken to the page for the content. There's not much more info there--no descriptions or anything like that, but you can get a nice preview of the content with the screencaps and hi-res photos. Let's take a look at the hi-res pics first. One weird thing is that the portrait-oriented pics are displayed sideways, at least on some of the updates. The quality of the pics is outrageous though--these have to be close to 1000px resolution, and they are crystal clear. You get hundreds per set. With the screencaps, it's a similar amount but much lesser quality. Lots of pixelation in these--I'd skip 'em and stick with the photographs. Both types of images offer slideshows but no zip sets.

You can download the movies in parts, but there's also a tab where you can play it in Flash format, streaming fast right from the site. I'd opt for that one myself. The problem with all of the videos on this site is that they are pixelated. The ass fucking action is hot as hell, but the actual physical quality of these videos just isn't impressive at all. I haven't seen this much pixelation in a long while, and I'm surprised that a site with relatively fresh updates (even if it's no longer updated at this time) would have such low-quality videos. The resolution is 640x480 but even though that's a great size, they don't look like a video that would be that resolution. These might be decent on an iPod or other portable video device, but on your laptop they're not going to cut it.

The bonus sites are out of control on this network--you get over 60 of them to enjoy, which definitely helps to offset the lack of quality of the movies on this site. A few of the sites that will definitely appeal to you are Ass Licking Club, Destroy That Ass, Rectal Rooter, and She Gapes. That's only the beginning--All Elite Pass definitely serves you well with tons of content.

I can't say that I recommend Assifications at this time because the video quality is just too low. However if you are just putting your videos on an iPod to take with you on the go, these might work just fine. If you've decided to join it'll cost you $29.97 for 30 days or $59.97 for 90 days, and they give you the option to join by credit card or check. Final score for Assifications is 69/100.

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