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Don't Settle For Hamburger When You've Got Steak At Home

When You've Got This Waiting At Home, There's No Reason To Go Out For Dinner!
If there's one thing that I've always said, it's that you don't settle for hamburger when you've got steak at home. I know I'm not the only mother fucker that have said that but it's something that I've always been true to. It's something that I've learned from experience my fellow pervs. There's a big difference between having some top shelf pussy that you could get every night to some tonight's girlfriend type of shit where you find yourself trying to look for some other chicks to lay the big sausage pizza on.

Porn Pros - Rebel Lynn and Sophia Grace

Porn Pros - Rebel Lynn and Sophia Grace

Today we have Rebel Lynn and Sophia Grace, two ladies that I'm not that familiar with. After a search online, I quickly became aware of why I haven't heard about these lovely ladies before. You could probably guess where this is going.

First, Rebel is about as new as a porn star can get, without these being her 'first scenes'. Now don't get me wrong, she's still pretty new, and it shows a little, but that's a good thing, right? Porn stars spend their whole career trying to act like a new porn star acts without even thinking about it. Natural reactions are the gold standard in porn, and that's where Rebel is right now. Me not knowing about Sophia is a whole other issue..

My Dad's Hot Girlfriend - Jaclyn Taylor

My Dad's Hot Girlfriend - Jaclyn Taylor

Today we have Ms Jaclyn Taylor, who is a porn star that I would say is definitely a porn star. I think if anyone were to ask me to discribe Jaclyn, from the little I know about her, I would say, 'Think of a porn star..'. And that's about it.

When you start to think about it though, you realize that every porn star is different. They act different in their scenes. They look different. They fuck different. Everything is different. But with Jaclyn, her difference is.. she's almost like everyone else in the business.

Hot and Mean - Noelle Easton and Peta Jensen

Hot and Mean - Noelle Easton and Peta Jensen
I'm back after a bit with a virus on my computer. I was kind of an idiot this weekend, and tried to pirate the fight instead of paying for it. I didn't even get to watch the fight, because the first site I went to, I was virused ( is that a word? ) to hell. I ran a few anti-viruses, and they all said they cleaned my system, but for some reason, I don't trust that shit. I decided to go full scorched earth on the whole thing and wipe my hard drive and start over. I'm pretty sure a few of you out there know what that means, and can feel my pain on that one. It was probably totally unnecessary, but it made me feel better at the end of the day. I haven't had a virus in so long since I went legit with my porn. I kind of missed the experience a little. I don't think I ever want to go though it again though. I think I've started over with my computer one too many times. I does feel nice to have a clean start though. It's time to get back to porn, and dirty this shit up though..

High School Reunion

This Says It All!
Well next year would be 20 years since I was fresh outta high school my fellow pervs and I've already got mother fuckers asking me if I'm going to the high school reunion. Truth be told my fellow pervs I'm not too fucking big on high school reunions. I didn't even go to the 10 year reunion and I'm not going to the 20 year one next year. I didn't want to see half those mother fuckers when I was going to school with them and I don't want to fucking see them now.

Mayweather/Pacquiao Fight: We've Been Bullshited

There Needs To Be A Rematch!
I don't know about your my fellow pervs but I feel cheated like a mother fucker. The reason, because the fight that we have been waiting for at least five years wasn't even worth the money that was paid for it. It was about an hour or so of two mother fuckers just playing slap boxing. It wasn't what it was hyped up to be and I'm glad that I didn't pay the money to see that shit because I would be even more pissed off.

Sexual Frustration

There's Nothing More Frustrating Then Not Getting Laid!
One of the worst fucking things that you could be is sexually frustrated. I have to be honest but I think that's something that's wrong with a lot of mother fuckers these days. What other excuse could there be than that they are not in the VIP with some serious in your face, hardcore type fucking? I can't really think of any myself. I mean I've been in the same situation of wanting to fuck somebody or something up because I couldn't get at least a fucked up handjob.

Stupid Mother Fucker Of The Week: Roosh V

You Just Know He Paid These Chicks To Take A Picture With His Ass!
As you already know my fellow pervs, I'm not a big fan of mother fucking hookup gurus. These mother fuckers take advantage of sexually and relationship deprived people, giving them fucking advice that could end up working against them. It's bad enough for a mother fucker when they have a hard time trying to get laid, they don't need another mother fucker trying to make it harder for them than what they have to go through already trying to find somebody to be in a relationship with or at least tonight's girlfriend. Their bullshit methods don't really work and could end up costing the poor fucking sap that is eager to find somebody more than the fee they charged them for their so called expert advice.

World Gardening Day

A Hell Of A Way To Take A Break From Yard Work!
I know it might come as a shock to you my fellow pervs but I ran across something that I didn't even know and it's World Naked Gardening Day this first Saturday of May. I'm not making this shit up, it's actually a thing. I just found out about the shit today when I was looking at my news feed on Facebook. So being the mother fucker I am, I just had to look that shit up and let me tell you I was shocked at what I found out.

Does Shawna Lenee remind you of Diamond Jackson?

Does Shawna Lenee remind you of Diamond Jackson?
Is it just me, or does Shawna Lenee look like a white Diamond Jackson? I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one. Or maybe I just want it to be right. Now that I think about it, I don't think it matters if they look like each other to the rest of the world, because that doesn't do anything about the fact that they look like each other to me. If fact, they look so much like each other to me, I pulled up an old Diamond Jackson scene, and just played it along side the new Shawna scene, and I confused the shit out of myself..

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