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Bristol Palin Talking Shit About Miley Cyrus? WTF?

The Pot Calling The Kettle Black!
Well, I don't know if you've heard about the interview Miley Cyrus gave or even the retort from Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin but let's just say that Bristol has not just start running off at the mouth about Lena Dunham but now she's taking aim at Miley because she's got a bug up her ass about something. Maybe it's her recent split that's got her being Mr. Anal, oh my bad, Mrs. Anal about a lot of shit.

Fucking Responsibly

It Helps To Have Protection! Just Saying!
Let's be honest my fellow pervs, we all love to fuck and fucking is fun. I mean there's nothing wrong with wanting to do the 40oz bounce with somebody who you think is worth fucking. There's nothing wrong with that shit, fucking is a natural thing and people get fucking horny wanting the mother fucking release. It's a part of being human. That's not the problem though, the problem comes after the fuck is what could end up having somebody going through anal hell.

Exotic 4K - Veronica Rodriguez

Exotic 4K - Veronica Rodriguez
Today, I was going to do a post about Tiny 4K, because of every reason you would think I would do a post about that site. There's a problem that happened though. Every time I went to the site, I immediately got distracted by a post on their sister site Exotic 4K. This particular post contains the lovely Veronica Rodriguez, who is a porn star that I would actually consider stocking, if I didn't mind going to jail and getting raped. Now that I think about it, maybe I write her a very nice fan letter. Do you think porn stars get fan letters, that aren't written in cut up letters from magazines? I think it would be nice if they did. I think everyone reading this should take an hour out of your week next week, and write your favorite porn star a fan letter. Don't make it creepy. And now on to why this post was so distracting to me.

My Very First Time - Alex Mae

My Very First Time - Alex Mae
I know I just talked about this site a few months back, but I wanted to touch on it again, because it's quickly becoming one of my favorite sites to go to. My Very First Time, is one of the more believable first time sites out on the net right now. A lot of the first time sites out there have a star that is pretending that she's going through her first time doing something, and you know you've seen her take everything besides a baseball bat, in every place you could possibly take something. And we all know porn stars can't act their way out of a paper bag, so it ends up being less than believable. This site, on the other hand, I think is at least trying to make an effort to find porn stars that haven't done certain things yet, and film them doing it their first time. It's actually a pretty great thing.

Basketball Would Be Better If It Were Porn

Basketball Would Be Better If It Were Porn
To try to describe how little basketball I actually watch is like trying to describe how little I care about local politics in Peru. I'm sure theoretical mathematicians could find a number that was smaller than the number used to describe my care level of the play-offs, but it would take them a few years and lots of government grants. Of course, with the way today's media works, I know that the Cavs and the Golden State Warriors are in it. About the only other thing that I know is that the last time that the Warriors played in the Finals, they had to play in a place called the Cow Palace. It's funny too, because I usually will watch any sport that you put in front of me. Fuck, I've been watching Cricket just to see if I could figure out what the fuck is really going on in that game. With this knowledge, could anything save basketball for me? Porn to the rescue!

My First Sex Teacher - Jessica Jaymes

My First Sex Teacher - Jessica Jaymes
My First Sex Teacher has always been the place that I go to find some of my favorite porn stars out there. As you probably know, I've been going there for a few years now, and if you have as well, you would have probably noticed a trend on the site. First, you start with big tits, and go from there. That's usually a trend that I like to go by in my life, so the site suits me fine. It doesn't vary from the trend all that often, so if you're into a variety, you might not like this site as much. You really have to think about it like a MILF site mixed with a big tit site that takes place in a classroom, and you pretty much got the idea of the site. The main difference week to week is the skill level of the porn star. And this week, the skill level is pretty high.

California At It Again

Eye Goggles In Porn? What The Fuck?
When you think that shit can't get even more weird in California, you wind up finding yourself going "what the fuck are they thinking?" I know I found myself thinking that shit when it came to them coming up with that Measure B shit. When that shit happened that I know that I found myself thinking that it was a hell of a dumbass way to waste the taxpayer's money making a fucking law that would make it mandatory for the use of condoms while filming porn in California, something which everybody voted to pass by the way. But just when you think that California's attack on the adult industry was over they throw some other shit out there.

Take Some Time Away

You Both Need Some Time Away!
If there's one thing that I've learned about relationships is that you need time to yourselves. Sure it's fine to hang out with your friends and even have family around but there are just some time that you both need to yourselves without everybody in your face all the time. You both just need time where you could fucking get away from it all and just enjoy each other, without having to worry about other bullshit. I don't care if you're married or not, if you have somebody that's more than just tonight's girlfriend, then you both need some time to have to yourselves and I'm not talking about just kicking people out when you both want to do some hostile fucking.

Listen Some Fucking Time

I Know It's Hard To Listen But At Least Try! It Could Mean A Lot More Fucking!
If there's something we forget to do my fellow pervs is to listen. I mean our women are pretty much telling us what's going on with them but we don't fucking listen. Or maybe we do but one is for sure we do miss out on some important points that could end up making us wish that we didn't when we find ourselves not getting those street blowjobs and top shelf pussy because we missed out on a detail that might have been important, at least to them.

Take Her To Antonio's

You Need Fuel For Fucking. What Better Place To Go?
If there's one thing that I love almost as much as some good sex, my fellow pervs, it's good food. I mean if you're going to have a good round or two at least of enter the hardcore, you both need your energy. That shit is a must if you expect to be fucking like rabbits. Believe me, Mrs. WANG and I know this, but sometimes it's good when you could go out somewhere to eat sometimes, especially when the place has some good food that would make you want to fuck at the end of the night when you get back home, hotel room or wherever you decide to get your freak on.

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