By: The Notorious WANG - Wednesday, December 11, 2013
You know a lot of times when we are trying to get all Mr. Anal
with a nice piece of pussy, we forget that a lot of times that music could help us do that shit. I mean the type of music that you put on with tonight's girlfriend
could mean the difference between you fucking some good pussy or not getting shit at all.
By: Rex - Tuesday, December 10, 2013
My Friend's Hot Girl - Luna C. Kitsuen
One of the less sexy things on TV is on, The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
never fails to make me wish I was watching something else. I have no idea who this giant commercial is for, but I would assume some assholes watch it, because they show it every year. At least it good for reminding me that it's been more than 4 hours since I've watched porn, and I should just be watching that instead of hoping the camera guy will give me an ass shot that lasts more than 1.5 seconds.
By: The Notorious WANG - Monday, December 09, 2013
Brandi Love, our favorite cougar around here.
My parents decided to have a Christmas party at the house. They invited the whole neighborhood. Pretty much everybody came to the party who didn't leave to be with their families for the Holidays. Everybody who could come, came to the party, including my mom's single friend, Ms. Chastity.
By: Rex - Monday, December 09, 2013
Disgraced 18 - Binky Bangs
I think I'm a bit of an anomaly when it comes to this, but there's never been a point in my life that I've been woken up and wanted to have sex right away. I've always needed at least 15 minutes and a trip to the bathroom before any action can happen. But there happens to be a shit load of porn that shows people just waking up and having sex right away. And we all know that porn never lies, so I have to assume that it happens. That's the only logical conclusion.
By: The Notorious WANG - Saturday, December 07, 2013
Yes, I've said it. If you don't fuck your woman, somebody else will. It seems like some guys don't get through their heads that when their woman get tired of being neglected, they are going to end up cheating on their asses. It's like something that I try to tell people including one of my good neighbors and friends. It seems that he's not getting it through his thick skull that if he keeps spending more time everywhere else that his woman would end up fucking somebody else and it would be his fault.
By: Rex - Saturday, December 07, 2013
Passion HD - Holly Michaels
I just need for once in my life, to walk in on a woman getting dressed or undressed, and have them not call the cops. And why can't more women sleep the way she sleeps? That has to be the best sleeping position of all time.
I know that the people over at Passion HD put out long ass trailers, and you might not need check out the rest, but let me tell you, you'll be missing out if you don't.
By: Rex - Thursday, December 05, 2013
Big Tits in Sports - Monique Alexander and Kortney Kane
Jim Carrey said something a while ago that I still think about to this day. When you're in a group situation, someone is going to get the nut. And does that person now think that she's, the favorite? Now this is a situation where porn, again, can teach us a valuable lesson. The only fair way for it to play out is to blow it on both of their faces. That way, everyone gets nut equally, and everyone goes home happy.
Once again, porn shows us the way through life.
By: The Notorious WANG - Tuesday, December 03, 2013
Yes cockblockers are the people that we love to hate. These mother fuckers seem to show up every time we want to fuck. They always stand in between us and what could be some awesome mother fucking, knock down drag out sex. They don't care either if they have to be like a kamikaze pilot, just so long as you don't get any.
By: Rex - Tuesday, December 03, 2013
Ass Parade - Liza Del Sierra
I went out for Black Friday this year, and I've picked up my first big/flat screen TV. Now, we're pretty ghetto over here at RexMag, so I'm use to watching porn on my computer and when the power goes out, getting the flash light and looking at some old Swanks I have left over from the 90s. Yesterday is the first time I've watched porn on a big screen TV. I still don't think it's big enough to hold all the curves of Liza Del Sierra
By: Rex - Monday, December 02, 2013
My Sister's Hot Friend - Anna Morna and Teal Conrad
You usually don't get too many two on ones when you log onto Naughty America, so this must be the beginning of a Christmas miracle. They use to happen all the time, but I would say for the past year, I haven't seen too many. Maybe porn stars are becoming more expensive? Maybe porn isn't making as much as it use to? I have no idea what the reason is.. All I know, you have to enjoy the two-fer when you get it.