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Now You Can Stop Worrying About The Size of Your Dick

She Thinks It's Big Enough!
Let's face it my fellow pervs, if there's one thing that us men always think about is if we're big enough to satisfy a woman. I mean that's one of the things that go through mens minds, especially when we see a porn where a guy is packing a shlong that's almost as big as an arm fucking some hot chick that we would like to be fucking. Then we find ourselves wondering do we measure up? Are we normal size? Shit like that. Well, we don't really have to worry about that shit any longer because scientist have done a penis size study and I'm pretty sure that you'll probably be glad with the results. At least I would think so. I know it educated me on what the normal size of a cock should be, even though I've never really had to worry about my size because I've only had one complaint out of my life.


Sex And Law Enforcement!
Last week, I came across the news of a Police Chief in Miami Gardens, Florida getting arrested for soliciting two prostitutes that turned out to be two undercover police officers. Needless to say that his plot of fucking 2 chicks at the same time didn't go off as planned and on top of being arrested, he lost his job as top cop behind that shit, which is no surprise there because they seem to frown on prostitution.

Morning Phone Sex

What A Way To Start The Day!
I'm pretty sure that all of us would like to wake up in the morning to an award winning blowjob and some top shelf pussy but that's not the case all the time. Sometimes you end up waking up by yourself with a fucking huge hard on that needs that release. We might not want to admit to that shit but all of us horny mother fuckers have that time when busting a good nut would be a hell of a start to the day.

Teen Pies - Ada

Teen Pies - Ada
So I have to ask, is this a thing? I've always seen categories for Ebony women or Asian women on porn sites, but I've never seen a category for Middle Eastern women. I've never actually thought to make one myself. It's not like I'm against it in any way. In fact, I'm all for it. I've just never thought of it before. It's not like there's a lot of porn coming out of the Middle East. I would have to assume that they make it, but it's got to be such an underground thing for them, we'll never see it. It's like asking for North Korean porn. Good luck with that. Can you even make porn when the only color you're allowed to have is grey?

Beer, Boobs and Birth Control

That's One Hell of a Beer Holder!
I had a good conversation the other night with a friend of mine over a few beers, of course, and the subject of birth control came up. I guess it came up because we were watching something that you see sometimes, parents walking fifty feet in front of their little kid. Either they are too busy on the phone or hugged up together with somebody. It's a fucking pitiful sight let me tell you.

Kanye Sit Your Ass Down Somewhere

Please, Please, Please, Do Us All a Favor And Sit Your Ass Down Kanye!
I know my rant is late but fuck it, might as well get my shots in. If you've seen the Grammys then you already know that Kanye's ass acted like a fucking gagging whore once again. I know I wasn't the only mother fucker yelling at the television for him to sit the fuck down and shut up. I bet a lot of us brothas and sistas were saying the same fucking thing and shaking our heads but it's not like it's the first time he has pulled that shit, remember 2009?

Porn Pros - Mary Lynn and Dakota Skye

Porn Pros - Mary Lynn and Dakota Skye
Back again from a pretty good weekend all around. Normally I look forward to Mondays just because it lets me get the fuck away from my family for at least 8 hours, but I didn't hate them this weekend, so I'm a little sad to be back at work. One thing that always pulls me out of my funk is good quality porn of course, so I went in search of it. I happen to find it today at Porn Pros. This one stars the fine asses of Mary Lynn and Dakota Skye. Usually girls of this quality, they save for one on one sessions, and you don't get them together. But we've all got lucky on this one, and they happen to be starring in this one at the same time, and share the screen equally. This shit only happens once every few weeks, so be sure not to miss it.

Naughty Office - Kayla Kayden

Naughty Office - Kayla Kayden
The Victoria Secret Swimsuit Special was on last night. I have no idea how it was or how many people watched it, because honestly, I couldn't care less. If you do care though, you can watch it here though. Watching anything Victoria's is kind of like watching a bad PG-13 movie for me. There's just a bunch of nothing, but the whole time you're hoping for a nip that never comes. And at the end of the whole thing, you kind of feel ripped off, and bitter about the whole thing. You know what you never feel ripped off about? Porn. In porn, there's about a 99.99% chance you're going to get a nipple shot. Unless you're watching one of those CFNM sites, and then it's reduced to a 50/50 chance. I still like my odds with it.

AVN Award Winners

AVN Award Winners
I know this is about a month too late, but with having The Oscars just happen, it reminded me that I never mentioned who won the AVN awards for 2015. I'm only going to be going over the fan vote section, because if I delve into the well that is the AVN award list, it would take the rest of the week to finish. As I was going over the winners list, I was a bit surprised as to how off my taste in porn stars is with the rest of the people out there. I mean, a lot of my picks never even made it into the top 5. I guess I shouldn't be that surprised, because the same thing happened to me last year. And I'm sure the same thing will happen to me next year as well.

That Bitch is Crazy

Still Think Fucking a Crazy Chick is Worth It?
I was watching this movie called Malicious today and if you haven't seen it, I would say that it's a pretty good fucking movie to check out. It's about this guy who cheats on his girlfriend and fucks this chick. The chick he fucked started catching feelings for him but to him the two of them fucking was just some tonight's girlfriend type of shit. Needless to say, she didn't take his rejection well and she proceeding to do what crazy bitches do when they get rejected, she commenced to making his life anal hell.

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