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Think about this for a second. If they made Back to the Future right now, and Marty McFly went back the exact same amount of years he did in the first one, he would end up in 1985. The first time I thought of that, I was a little depressed. Then I started to think of porn and I was all better again. Then I started to think of Dillion Carter's tits, and I was more than better.
And now that we're on the subject of Dillion Carter's tits, I have to say, what lovely tits they are. They are everything that's right about natural tits. And you can tell, in a few years, they're going to be everything that's wrong with them too. There's kind of an arch to the progression of natural tits. They usually start out great, and just get better, but then they reach their peak..
I currently feel like I've been in a weekend that has lasted a few years now. You see, when you live in the north east, Patriot's Day is somewhat of a thing, and you end up spending a shit load of time with family and friends. Plus, there's all of these things that are going on, and we're all just coming off of the longest winter in the known world, so everyone wants to go out and do things. Added with that, my very good friend is currently going though a shitty divorce, and he's just learning the true nature of women, and feels the need to tell you about it. So family, plus guy going through a divorce, and a bunch of guys shooting off muskets, and you start to think that the weekend would never end.
But after everything is over, and you're back home with yourself and your 50" tv, there's porn there waiting for you like a loyal dog. And everything is right with the world again. At least for the next 22 minutes.