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Neighbor Affair - Bridgette B

Neighbor Affair - Bridgette B
Any time I come across one of my favorite porn stars in the world, I have to post about her, and Bridgette B is definitely one of my favorites. She's definitely one of my top 3 of all time, if not in the top three. We all know that my favorite porn star of all time is Jada Fire. There's really no disputing that she's the best. But we also all know that she's been retired these many years ( it feels like a life time ) and those glory days are over. But, that's the way life goes. So we just move forward and bring on the race for second place. And if I was a betting man, I'd say Bridgette has the inside track.

My Wife's Hot Friend - Ashley Sinclair

My Wife's Hot Friend - Ashley Sinclair

I currently feel like I've been in a weekend that has lasted a few years now. You see, when you live in the north east, Patriot's Day is somewhat of a thing, and you end up spending a shit load of time with family and friends. Plus, there's all of these things that are going on, and we're all just coming off of the longest winter in the known world, so everyone wants to go out and do things. Added with that, my very good friend is currently going though a shitty divorce, and he's just learning the true nature of women, and feels the need to tell you about it. So family, plus guy going through a divorce, and a bunch of guys shooting off muskets, and you start to think that the weekend would never end.

But after everything is over, and you're back home with yourself and your 50" tv, there's porn there waiting for you like a loyal dog. And everything is right with the world again. At least for the next 22 minutes.

Be Bold

You Got To Be Bold And Confident If You're Gonna Get Laid!
If there's one thing that I always tell people when they are looking for somebody, it's that you've got to be bold. Boldness shows that you feel worthy of being with a mother fucker. Now don't get that shit mixed up with being cocky because those are two different fucking things. That's like a dick being different from an asshole, they are two different things. One could piss as well as bust a nut, all the other one could do is take a shit on you.

Online Love

Meeting Online Could Be A Good Thing!
If there's one thing that I'm not ashamed to say, I met my wife online. Sure I know that a lot of people say that it's not really good to choose somebody you meet online to be somebody you love but the fact of the matter is that it could work out for you a lot better than you think. It all depends on how much you learn about them, how much you listen and how much you think about the shit that they are telling you, among other things. I'm going to lay it out for those of you my fellow pervs looking for your one and only but need some help finding the right one, whether online or not.

Rub a Teen - Serena

Rub a Teen - Serena

The past few days have been very big days for nerds and nerd culture with all of the announcements that are going on. With the new Star Wars trailer, the Star Wars Battlefront trailer, and the leaked Batman vs Superman trailer all coming out, there's a hell of a lot to talk about. If you're a geek/nerd/whatever and you're not walking around all day with a semi-chub, you're a little dead inside. I think Star Trek is way better than Star Wars, and thing George Lucas is a fucking tool, and I still like what I'm seeing with that piece of shit franchise.

There's one thing that's obviously missing in all of this media coming out of Hollywood. Tits. I did not see one good pair of tits in any of the trailers that I've seen over the past two days. It's a fucking crime. But a crime that can be quickly remedied.

I Could Understand Why Lesbians Are Lesbians

Lesbians Just Want To Have Fun!
Now, I know that you heard me say a lot about supporting the LGBT community and I'm pretty sure that you've heard me say that I don't understand why people choose that lifestyle, which are true statements. Well, they are true at least up until the point where it comes to the subject of lesbians. I know that you've might have seen me state before that I love lesbians and even that I could possibly see how they could be lesbians because when you compare pussy to cock, pussy is more appealing than cock, no contest, but there are also other reasons why I say what I do and I'm going to put it out there.

Death and Taxes

Undertaker vs I.R.S.
Whelp, it's tax day people, and I know there's nothing like sitting down, and working for four or five hours figuring out how much you owe the government. It's actually pretty fun when you think about it. It's the same kind of fun as, I don't know, raking leaves with one arm, or answering a phone call from your ex-wife. You know, the small pleasures in life. I was trying to think of a porn equivalent to paying taxes, and it took me about 3 seconds, but I finally came up with anal. I was going to go with full on pegging, but I didn't really want to find any of those videos, because it felt like it was going to hit a little close to home, so I just stuck with anal. There was one good thing that came out of it though. While I was looking for an anal scene that best represents tax day, I found a pretty good surprise.

Three's Company

Every Man's Fantasy!
The other day my wife came to me with something that I'm sure that is pretty much any horny mother fucker's dream. I'm not going to keep you in suspense any longer my wife came to me with the thought of having a threesome with her and another woman. Now, I know that's some shit that all of us dream about. I mean just about every mother fucker dreams about having a threesome with their woman.

Having Sex With Food

If You're Going To Have Sex With Food, This Is The Wrong Way To Do It!
Now, let me be clear right now, I'm not saying to go out and fuck the food you eat. What I'm saying is that you should consider adding food when you fuck. I mean just think about it, you get the best of both worlds. You get your food along with a good fucking that would have you sleeping like a baby when it's said and done. Plus, it's fun as fuck.

Alex Tanner and Dani Jensen

Alex Tanner and Dani Jensen
I watched the Game of Thrones season premier yesterday, and the fact that Sophie Turner's hair isn't red anymore is really bumming me the fuck out. I'm usually not that into redheads, but Sophie with red hair is one hundred thousand percent better than Sophie without red hair. In fact, I was glad that she was only in a few games, because every time I saw her, I just got more and more sad. And that was besides the fact that the episode just wasn't very good. ( It's probably going to take a second to kick into gear ) Is it weird that the three best girls on the show are all redheads? No, that's just science. But what do you do when a show that had the three best redheads on TV are down to one? Turn to porn of course.

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