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By: Rex - Friday, July 03, 2015
POVD - Destiny Love
Are we all ready for the 4th of July? I don't know if I am yet. I'm just getting over Canada Day, which is basically my practice for Independence Day, but as I get older, I'm taking longer and longer to recover from my partying. And if you know anything about Canada Day, you know ingesting that much maple syrup can cause a bit of short term diabetes. And anyone recovering from that knows that it's not a great idea to go right for the cow that's been sitting over a fire long enough to make it the same color of the coal sitting in the pit. I'll have to take it slower than usual tomorrow.
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By: Rex - Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Pure Mature - Heather Vahn
I was at the office today, and I was thinking about the ratio of big to small asses that happen to be within ten to fifteen desks of me. Now, the average age of my office, if I had to guess, would be about 40, so you could imagine the ratio if you had to guess right now. During the day, I paid awfully close attention to the situation, and I am surprised to report that I only saw one ass that I could say was on the 'normal' size. Every other ass in the office fell somewhere between large and huge. Now, I don't know if that's indicative living in these United States, being middle aged, working in an office, or a combination of all three, but I thought that the law of averages would offer me at least one skinny ass. But, alas, it didn't. By the time I was driving home, I had convinced myself that that's not such a bad thing, and the main reason of my post tonight. Heather Vahn is a very fare representative of all the good parts of all the ladies that work around me, combined into one person. And what more could you hope for in a porn star?
By: Rex - Sunday, June 28, 2015
Zebra Girls - Tasha Reign and Skin Diamond
If you saw my last post, you know I have a bit of a political thing going here. We talked about how Donald Trump doesn't see the true value of the Latin people, and how he might lose because of it. Today though, I think I'm going to switch it up to something different and talk about something that is near and dear to my heart. Lesbians in love. As you probably have heard, gay marriage was upheld as the new constitutionally protected right of the land, and as such, I think that would make most lesbians happy. And personally, there's nothing that makes me happier than a happy lesbian. To tell you the truth, I can just watch lesbians be happy all day. It's kind of like a big basket of puppies, or a bunch of bunnies hopping around. You just sit there and watch with a big smile on your face. But with the lesbians, you get to jerk off too. Let's look at two happy lesbians now..
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By: Rex - Saturday, June 27, 2015
Latin Adultery - Alexa Tomas
We all know that there's been a lot of political shit going on this week in these United States. One of them happens to deal with what Donald Trump and his war with the Mexicans. Now, I know that I'm in the north part of the country, and I don't fully understand the strain that Mexicans put on this country. And I know that presidential candidates ( if that's what you want to call him ) need to rally against something, but is this what he picks? It seems like we've got a lot shittier things that we can all rally against, but I guess he's going with that one. I guess it's working for him though, because the last poll that was taken puts him in second place behind Bush. I guess someone has to be in second place, right? But whatever the arguments against having Latinas come into the country, I can think of one fantastic reason why they should come.
By: Rex - Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Porn Pros - Valentina Paradis
Today we have the lovely Valentina Paradis, the type of woman you might find in a club in the VIP section. Or out spending her boyfriend's money. Or in a club... You get the idea. Now that I think about it, I never tend to see women like Valentina out in the real world. You know, buying groceries, or taking her car to the mechanic, or waiting in the dentist's lobby. I know that they should have to do these types of things every once in a while, but you just never get to see it. It's kind of like seeing a baby pigeon. You know that they exist, you've just never seen one before. I would almost call her a trophy wife, but she's more like the girl that dates the son of the rich guy, not the actual rich guy. She could become a trophy wife in training, but she would have to give up the club, and I just don't see that happening.
By: Rex - Monday, June 22, 2015
MILFs Like It Big - Elexis Monroe and Eletra Rose
It's not too often that you go to a MILF site and find one of the hotter teens in the business, but that's exactly what happened to me today on MILFs Like It Big. Today we have Elexis Monroe and Elektra Rose to show use that anyone can go to any porn site just as long as they try hard enough. I was poking around on the site like normal, looking for a good old fashioned MILF to check out, but Elektra really caught my attention on this one. It was kind of a weird about face, because I was kind of looking for the exact opposite of her when I went to the site. There's just something about her that made me change my mind in a hurry. I think it was her tits. Not that Elexis' tits aren't great, I just keep picturing Elektra's tits in Julia Roberts' mouth for some reason. It could be the medication I'm on.
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By: Rex - Friday, June 19, 2015
Naughty America - Aaliyah Love and Cherie DeVille
We've got a couple of ladies today that we're checking out. One Ms Aaliyah Love and one Ms Cherie Deville. ( If you're into video games, and you're into porn, definitely follow Cherie Deville's twitter account. You can tell that she's definitely a true fan and not just in it for the clicks. ) While they are lovely girls, I instantly had a question in my mind, that even after watching the scene, I haven't been able to figure out. Do you think these two are 'California Girls' or 'Southern Bells'? I figure that they're probably California Girls, just because they're in porn, and that's where it's usually made, and what not. But, that doesn't change the fact that the two groups are slowly merging into one for me.
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By: Rex - Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Teens Do Porn - Miranda Miller
Hello boys and gir.. umm.. boys. Back again with the lovely Miranda Miller from Teens Do Porn. You know the site that has a lot of POV teen work, done by a creepy as fuck guy that you sometimes don't see his face? Ya, it's that one. The site is great and and I really like the girls that they tend to bring on it, but there are just times that I wish the guy would stop talking, because he sounds like the only sex he gets is from his work on porn. You know, there's porn stars, and then there are the guys that are in it because it's some weird form of legalized prostitution. I think the main guy falls into the latter category.
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By: The Notorious WANG - Saturday, June 13, 2015
The Pot Calling The Kettle Black!
Well, I don't know if you've heard about the interview Miley Cyrus gave or even the retort from Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin but let's just say that Bristol has not just start running off at the mouth about Lena Dunham but now she's taking aim at Miley because she's got a bug up her ass about something. Maybe it's her recent split that's got her being Mr. Anal, oh my bad, Mrs. Anal about a lot of shit.
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By: The Notorious WANG - Friday, June 12, 2015
It Helps To Have Protection! Just Saying!
Let's be honest my fellow pervs, we all love to fuck and fucking is fun. I mean there's nothing wrong with wanting to do the 40oz bounce with somebody who you think is worth fucking. There's nothing wrong with that shit, fucking is a natural thing and people get fucking horny wanting the mother fucking release. It's a part of being human. That's not the problem though, the problem comes after the fuck is what could end up having somebody going through anal hell.
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