By: Rex - Sunday, June 26, 2016
Wild Fuck Toys - Kitty Jung
There's a scale to measuring tits in porn that usually breaks down to 'big' and 'small'. There's a chance that you get 'huge' every once in a while, but it's usually because some pornstar decided that we would like to see her with 20lbs of saline implanted in their tits. ( and we usually do ) But once a decade, you get to see a girl that isn't even on the scale at all, and she never was. Most of the time, a girl has some
tits, even though they're as small as can be. But rarely, a girl will have no
tits at all. And even more rarely, she'll get into porn. But it's happened, and my favorite girl to fall into the 'no tits at all' category is Kitty Jung
By: Rex - Thursday, June 23, 2016
Couples Seduce Teens - Mindy Lee
There comes a time in every teen girl's life that makes her face a very simple decision. Do I sleep with the guy, the girl, or both of them? It's a question that's as old as time, and one that's covered very extensively with the site Couples Seduce Teens
. Now, in my years as a bartender, I've only seen the couple seduction pulled off successfully a handful of times. It's a situation that is kind of rare in the real world. You have to have a couple that is into it. You have to have a girl that's ready to throw down with a couple. And you have to have them randomly meet each other and the subject has to come up. This is usually done best on the internet, but it does happen sometimes in the wild.
By: Rex - Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Erotic Mind - Denisa and Silvie
We're checking out a site today that takes a little more time with their porn. The site is Erotic Mind
and they do porn a little differently than your average site. ( just a little though ) The main difference that they seem to do is the build up before the actual porn stuff happen. There is a sizable make-out/strip down session that happens before the sex starts, which is refreshing for a guy that watches as much porn as I do. Shit, I'm so jaded by regular porn sometimes, I have more fun jerking off to the coat section of the JC Penney catalog.
By: Rex - Tuesday, June 21, 2016
My Daughter's Hot Friend - Kylie Page
Today we're checking out a new site from Naughty America
called My Daughter's Hot Friend
. Honestly, when I first saw the site, I didn't think it was new at all. If you know Naughty America at all, you know they have plenty of sites that have very similar names to them, like.. My Wife's Hot Friend
, My Dad's Hot Girlfriend
, etc.. There's got to be ten more like that. So when I saw these new scenes, I honestly was surprised that they haven't done them already. I'm certainly glad that they did make the new site though, and it shows that they're not just specializing in MILF
porn as much as they have been in the past. But getting younger doesn't mean the size of the tits are going to go down..
By: Rex - Monday, June 20, 2016
We Live Together - Anastasia Hart and Elena Koshka
You know what, I don't think that's proper storage for a USB thumb drive. And are thumb drives moisture proof? I think I would check because it seems like there's awful important information on it. I guess for a lesbian super spy, you don't have to be good with computers. It's probably more important if you're good with your tongue. I don't know who judges that, but I want to get my name in on the training crew. I'm guessing they don't really need guys for the training though. It's the one job that men can't contribute a damn thing. Women teaching women how to eat pussy. I don't care if you use the Seinfeld technique, a woman is just going to do it better.
By: Rex - Friday, June 17, 2016
Baby Got Boobs - Julia Ann and Cassidy Banks
Do you think women with huge tits have stronger backs than women without? They must, right? There must be jobs that they can carry shit all day, right? I guess porn star is a better job though, right? I was just thinking about that..
I'm going to slightly change the subject though, to what is the perfect size pair of tits you can have? I'm sure there is a different answer for every guy in the world, so I wanted to ask a slightly different question. What is the best size for a pair of natural tits before they become too big?
By: Rex - Thursday, June 16, 2016
Lucy Doll's Real Voice?
Can we talk about Lucy Doll
's voice for a second? I don't know if I've ever mentioned it before, because I haven't been following her too closely up until this point. If you've never heard it before, do yourself a favor and stop reading right here, jump to the post and play the video so you can listen while you read. I picked an early scene
for her because there's a shit load of talking in it, so you can get a better idea of what I'm talking about. When I first heard her voice, I was 100% sure that it was a fake voice and we would eventually hear her natural voice at some point. But then she put out more and more scenes, and I wasn't really hearing anything different.
By: Rex - Wednesday, June 15, 2016
2 Chicks Same Time - London and Mia
They say that you can find anything in porn, and after 20 years on the internet, I'm inclined to agree. But even though you can watch two girls shit in a cup, there are some things more rare than others. They say the most rare thing to find though, is a fat Asian guy fucking a hot black chick. I think I've seen a chubby Asian guy fucking a seven out of ten black chick once, but I've never seen that exact rarity. But since we're not going to see that today, I thought we could at least get parts of it together and just be happy with that. So the scene we're going to check out is a black guy fucking a couple of American Asians. I know it's not the same.
By: Rex - Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Money Talks - Amy Parks
Bill Maher was on television a few nights ago talking about how millennials love socialism because they're use to not paying for things. Now, I don't usually get into politics for a few reasons, but mainly it's because I don't know what I'm talking about. I wouldn't say I was an idiot, I'm just saying I don't know anything about the subject. I just know that my vote is usually junk because everyone else in this district just looks for the letter next to the guys name, and whoever has the 'D' gets the check mark. So really, it doesn't matter who I vote for. While being a grumpy old guy shaking his fist at young people, Bill did make an excellent point
. You have to pay for your porn people.
By: Rex - Friday, June 10, 2016
Teeny Black - Nami Dahlia
Today we're checking out the little black beauty Nami Dahlia. Not a girl that I've been personally following, but that has been around for a while. Well, I shouldn't say that we're checking her out specifically. We're more checking out the site that she's on, Teeny Black
. And the reason that I wanted to check it out is because I had a theory. You see, I've been going to the same Ebony
site for a while now, Round and Brown
. It's the site that I've been going to for the major part of the last decade. It rarely does me wrong, and they always update with great content. But I just wanted to see what else was out there, and so I'm checking out something new for a while.