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Living with Parents: Bad Idea

They lived with her parents and you see how that worked out!
If there's one thing that I always tell people if you want a good fucking going on, never live with anybody, especially your parents. You may think that you're ok because you are an adult but you're not. Living with your parents is not good for your sex life. You don't believe me, ask George Costanza from Seinfield, I'm pretty sure he could tell you that good shit. I mean look at the shit that he had to go through with his parents.

Lust HD - Veiki and Peachy

Lust HD - Veiki and Peachy
I've got to tell you, I'm a little disappointed in the guy from Lust HD. I mean, who drops a good game of Call of Duty just to have a threesome with a couple of drunk girls? Unless he was losing of course. Then it's just a poor substitute for rage quitting. And you don't want to be a quitter, do you? When you think about it, he was probably losing, because no one in their right minds drops out of a game when they're on top of the board. And everyone else on the server will know he's a shit player and a quitter. And he's going to be like, 'Fuck you, I was fucking two girls at the same time, why don't you get out of your mom's basement and get a fucking life!'. And you know how many people will believe that? Exactly zero.

Ratchet Bitches

If this is not ratchet, I don't know what is!
Well, your fellow perv, that mother fucker XXX lays down the big sausage pizza and does it with a foul mouth is back. Yes my friends, here I go again, the Notorious WANG coming at you with some good shit. Today, I'm giving you a swear fest about something that many mother fuckers know but they don't want to talk about, ratchet bitches. Oh yes, you heard me right, ratchet bitches.

The Price of Ice Goes Up

The Ice Bucket Challenge: Are You Ready to Get Iced?
Well, I'm pretty sure that you've heard about the ice bucket challenge. If you haven't it's all about people filming themselves dumping a bucket of ice over their head and challenging whoever they pick to either do the same or donate to the ALS Association any amount that they want them to and I'm pretty sure that the people taking part in this are probably donating to the cause themselves. I haven't gotten challenged myself but I donated.

Fantasy HD - Alexis Adams

Fantasy HD - Alexis Adams
I saw that Alexis Adams has a new scene and I had to mention it. I know I've been on a bit of a 'small tits' kick lately, but I can't pass her up. I think the true sign of how much you like a porn star is the drive test. You know how porn star will sometimes go on tour and show up in a local strip club? Well, knowing if you're going to go is a calculation of how hot the porn star is, compaired to how far you have to drive. It's called the drive test.

Diem and Vanessa - Teen BFF

Diem and Vanessa - Teen BFF
I honestly don't know what's going on here. Are they filming this in a legit teen's room? Because if you held up pictures of this apartment, and asked me where it was, I would have to answer, 'Next to a college?'. The maximum age of the person in place can't be over 25. And it feels like those girls live there too. They're going after those Frosted Flakes like they've been looking forward to them all day. I have no idea what is real anymore. First, I'm thinking what I'm seeing in porn might be legit, next thing you know, I'm starting to believe what I see on the news.

A Woman in the Streets and a Freak Between the Sheets

Just Because She's a Woman Everywhere Else Doesn't Mean She's Not Going to be a Freak Between the Sheets!
If there's one thing that us men love, it's a woman that could carry herself good in public. I mean sure we love getting street blowjobs whenever possible but there's just something about a good woman that makes you want her to be more than tonight's girlfriend. Having a good woman is like being in the Naughty America VIP, she'll treat you good if you treat her right.

Don't Go to Sleep Upset

He Thinks He's Going to Get a Good Night's Sleep, but What He Doesn't Know is His Wife is Waiting Until He's Really Getting His Rest to Wake His Ass Up and Fight!
One of the worst fucking things you could do is go to sleep upset after you've had a fight with your woman. You'll find yourself having some weird ass fucking dreams that night let me tell you. I've been through that shit before and it's not good. You end up waking up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep because your mind is wondering if she's still upset with you and if she is then you're wondering if she's going to kill your ass in your sleep. You start getting suspicious because she didn't say much but "ok," all night.

Catfight Fever

This is the kind of Catfight We Want to See on Jerry Springer!
I'm pretty sure there's not a horny mother fucker out there that doesn't love a good sexy catfight, I know I do. I mean there's just something about when two chicks go at it ripping their clothes off that gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling, inside your pants that is. There's not a man out there that doesn't love some hot we live together type of shit going on in front of them. I can tell you of at least a few mother fuckers who watch Jerry Springer hoping that they don't block out the nudity when those chicks get in a fight over some dude that's not really worth a shit anyway.

Giving Her a Tune Up

She Definitely Looks Like She Could Use a Tune Up!
I know that some of you are thinking that I'm talking about your car. Sure that would be a good idea too because every car could always use a tune up but I'm talking about your woman. Yes, I know this might get some women pissed off at me for saying but a woman just like a car could use a tune up too.

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