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Francesca is a teen in the same way that I'm still a teen, but please don't hold that against her. Two good pony tails should fix just about anyone that hasn't had a kid yet. And Francesca doesn't need much fixing. Especially in the area of sucking on big lollipops. And I don't mean that in a euphemism for anything either. I bet she could finish that lollipop in under 4 hours if she really tried!

After going out with my friend and his wife tonight, I dropped them off at their house. He asked me if I could hold on a sec and give his baby sitter a ride home. Of course I said yes! On the way to her house, I could only think of one thing, how not to get arrested that night. I've decided the best way to get that done is drop her off and head straight home to check out what's new on Seducing the Sitter.

So today we're checking out the lovely Kali West. Now, I know what a few of you are thinking. No Chubbies Please. Well, what she lacks in abs, she makes up for in shear determination. I've personally haven't seen a girl work that hard in a long time. My best adjective for what she did in this video is, JUICY.

Today we're checking out the lovely Tori Black. It seems that she's in a bit of trouble since her volleyball partner was knocked out with a ball to the head. ( I'm sure it wasn't the first time he took some balls to his head considering the industry he's in ) At least he had some pleasant dreams while he was knocked out.

So we're checking out little Lizzie Tucker as someone's trying to fuck 'er. ( I'm a fucking God damn poet! ) In all seriousness, fucking while you're playing Playstation and wearing your hat that crooked has got to be some tough stuff. I mean, we've got some serious multitasking going on. Good thing she knows how to handle a stick, or she'd never finish that driving game.

So we're checking out three fine young ladies that have a knack for eating pussy. I guess it's only natural that women know what to do with the man in the boat, but these girls seem to be exceptionally good at it. If you want the girls from school to take you to school, they'll be more than happy to let you join the party. ( and by 'join the party' I mean, let you watch the video they make for a small fee )

After the party get's canceled, and Alexis' mouth isn't reserved for consuming large amounts of alcohol anymore, she goes on a desperate search to find something else to shove in there. Luckily, the brother that was sent to get the beer shows up just in time to lay the ultimate pick-up line on her. 'We can always make the best out of a bad situation'. ( best used if trapped in an elevator with a hot chick ) Now instead of large amounts of alcohol going in her mouth, something else is! ( cock, if you were wondering )

So, as we all know, times are tough in the good old USSR, ( I didn't really pay attention to where they were from, but it definitely sounded Eastern Block ) but they've been getting really bad lately. Crime is on the rise, and blondes have to do what ever they can to get by. And if you don't have the money to pay up? You're fucked. Literally. They're going to take out all of that anger and despair, that drove them to a live of crime, all over your penis with their vaginas. And ohh.. are you going to be sorry.

I'm personally in love with this girl, so I thought I'd bring up one of my favorite little clips for you all to check out. The full thing is over at Big Naturals, and if any of you have a membership, I would suggest you head over there right now and check it out, if you haven't done it 50 times already, like I have. Maybe if I move to California, I could swamp myself in blondes and finally get them out of my system.

You don't get to see this in porn that much any more. Except for her face, which in my opinion is very pretty/good looking, this girl has the most normal body I've seen in years. It looks like she's got about a B-cup. ( I mean, when was the last time you heard B-cup? It's usually A or Double Ds ) She's not skinny or fat. She's got small normal nipples. I mean, what is this girls 'thing'? Is it the 80's Farrah Fawcett type hair cut??