By: Rex - Thursday, August 21, 2014
Asian 1 on 1 - Sakura Scott
I've been having some pretty deep yellow fever lately. I started watching the Chinese show Romance of the Three Kingdoms
. It's about ninety something episodes long, so I'm going to be spending a few months doing that. I also watched the first episode of the BBC series Art of China
. It's one of the few BBC shows that isn't hosted by a total douche. He's a bit of a douche, but not a total douche. It makes it tolerable to watch. I'm even watching In the Loop with Betty Liu, because you know.. Betty Liu
. After a few days of this I've come to the conclusion that I need some good old fashion Asian porn to get me out of this cycle I'm in.
By: Rex - Wednesday, August 20, 2014
I Have a Wife - Scarlet Red
Turn the volume down on this one kids. We've got a bit of a screamer on our hands. I'm glad my family wasn't home when I started playing this one. It's hard to explain away the gargling that happens in this scene. I don't care how loud the TV is. I guess you can say that you were watching Law and Order SVU
. The fucking show is on all the time, and it usually has some chick getting choked out, so I guess it would be believable. All I can say is, no porn star has ever made me want to buy a new pair of headphones before. I guess there's a first for everything.
By: Rex - Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Bang Bros - Kimberly Kendall
It seems like a lot of porn stars are starting to come back from their summer vacations and Kimberly Kendall
seems to be one of them. It's weird to think about, but porn has a slow season just like a lot of other things. It's kind of strange to think about porn stars on vacation though. When I'm on vacation, I try to not do anything that's remotely related to work. I can't imagine that it's the same thing for them. And what about their significant others? You know how it's impolite to ask a chef to cook for you at home? That has to be awkward after a long day of work..
By: Rex - Monday, August 18, 2014
We Live Together - Chloe Amour, Eva Lovia, Ryan Ryans
Today might be a little bit more for me than it is for you. I don't know. It's probably for everyone actually. The reason why I say it's for me, is because I think I've watched it about five times more than I should have today. I've never wanted to cuddle with a girl while she was tonguing someone else's ass more. I don't think I've ever wanted to cuddle with someone while they had their tongue in someone's ass, but I'm definitely coming around to the idea.
By: Rex - Sunday, August 17, 2014
Disgraced 18 - Samantha Saint
I've been poking around the site Disgraced 18
, because you know, I approve of everything the name of the site is trying to convey. I came across an oldish scene from Samantha Saint
and it got me thinking about fake tits. I would have loved to see her as she is now, but with her natural tits. I was never a fan of her's when she was first starting, so I never got to see them o'natural, or if she ever showed them natural, but I'm curious as hell.
By: Rex - Saturday, August 16, 2014
Pure Mature - Riley Jenner
It's finally the weekend, and we can all sit back, and relax, and hide from our family. And if you're really lucky, and you've been a very good boy all week, the family might go out shopping without you. And you might be left home alone for a couple of hours. My tip to you, jerk off right away. Do not put it off at all. As you know, you might think that you can watck TV for an hour or so, maybe get something to eat, and then you can jerk off. But that's the way you get caught. They say that time flys when you're having fun. But time never moves so fast as when you're family has left you home alone. Those are precious hours that can feel like shear minutes. Use them wisely.
By: Rex - Friday, August 15, 2014
Big Tits At Work - Lisa Ann
Today we have, what I think we can safely say, is one of most peoples all time favorite porn stars, Lisa Ann
. Lisa Ann
is the Cal Ripkin Jr
. of porn. She started in the game in 1993. Just think about that for a second. She's been doing porn for longer than some of you have been alive. You know how rare that is, that someone stays in the game for that long? I don't think I can think of anyone else. They say that being the president ages a person. Being the president has nothing on what being a porn star can to do someone.
By: Rex - Thursday, August 14, 2014
Neighbor Affair - Capri Cavanni
I usually try to learn something every time that I watch porn, but today I'm going to try to skip the lesson. Because the last time that I was caught sniffing someone's panties, the police got involved. I had to pay for the rest of her laundry and buy her a pizza. I'm telling you, it sucked. I swore of size 20 panties from that day on. I don't sniff anything over a size 14. And I stopped going to the laundromat next to the half KFC half Taco Bell. That place just had 200 pound trouble around every corner.
By: Rex - Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Rub a Teen - Ada
Sometimes I wonder. Who do you think has more porn stars, California, or Russia? I guess it's not a far comparison since Russia has about three times as many people than California does, but Cali has all of the porn stars of the United States. That's where we like to keep them. I'm not sure if Russia has something similar. A providence, or a city that you can go, and around every corner, there's a porn star, or a failing actress about to become a porn star. There has to be something.
By: Rex - Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Porn and Art
I was leafing through a recent edition of oh comely recently and I came across an article about Ayesha Tan-Jones, which made me think about a lot of shit, but probably not the shit that she intended me to think about.
You see, the article was about her work and her modeling career and how comfortable she is being naked in front of the camera, and a bunch of other stuff that I didn't really retain. The most important part of course, was that she was comfortable being naked in front of the camera. At least that's the part of the article that spoke to me the most. But that's not really what I wanted to discuss..